For all our differences, I find most of the people on this board to be pretty cool. Therefore, it might be nice to meet some of you in person.

Since my wife and I aren't going into porn any more, it also might be nice to meet some of you in a non-porn situation.

We don't have anything against porn, we just don't think the STD testing has evolved to the point where we could do it, and walk away STD free.

Regardless, I still enjoy the discussions we have here, and you're all a pretty interesting bunch of folks.

A very, very good friend of ours just got the new drummer position in a great national band that some of you young ladies, or young men, may have seen on MTV.

Yes, our good friend Johnny is now the drummer for the band 'Boy Hits Car'.

Boy Hits Car will be playing a show at The Viper Room on Sunset in Hollywood tomorrow night. That is, Thursday night, February 19th.

Yes, it will be packed with lovely young women in their teens and twenties. Yes, it will probably be standing room only.

If you'd like to hear what Boy Hits Car sounds like, you can listen to their entire last album at this website:

www.boyhitscar.com

From what Johnny told me, they're sheduled to hit the stage around 10:30pm.

To find out what my wife and I look like, all one has to do is go to the Talent For Hire section and look at the picture in the 'Hot Couple ready for Porn Work' post.

Yes, that post is silly, and yes, if you meet us, you can totally rip on us about it.

The only thing different about me, from that pic, is that my hair is now blond, since my wife and I have been surfing a lot.

So come say hello.

The name is Michael, aka, The Outsider.

This isn't some scheme to make connections, or make money for the band. They're doing quite well on their own.

It just might be nice to meet some of you folks, face to face, and drink a few beers.

It's going to be a great show, too. Boy Hits Car is getting ready to release their second album, and many of the songs will be new.

You don't have to call me The Outsider when you meet me, by the way. Michael works just fine.

Anyway, this might be a good way to kill all the rumors that I'm really Luke Ford, or that my wife doesn't really exist.

And hey, some of you clowns might actually be interesting to talk to.

So, once again, here's the who, what, where, and when...


BOY HITS CAR
Wind-Up Records Recording Artist
THE VIPER ROOM
Sunset Blvd.
February 19th, 10:30pm

See you there!

The Outsider

I can see a ton of people taking you up on that offer. (end sarcasm). BUTTTTTTTTTTTT i think its a joke and if that is the case i applaud you for playing it dead pan.

It's no joke.

My wife and I will be there.

It would be nice to meet you, and others, Mr. Monkey.

I told you all before...I don't lie, and I don't make stuff up.

It's a great band that puts on a great show, too.

We'll most likely be standing in the back, near the bar.

I'm about 5'10, she's about 5'4".

Remember, The Viper Room is a tiny, tiny place, so don't be late!

We look forward to meeting you all.

The Outsider
(Michael)

I think i would rather perform a vasectomy on myself, but thats just me.

Awww...now come on.

Don't go performing a vascectomy on yourself alone.

Come to The Viper Room, and do it for us tomorrow night.

Great band, cool, good looking people, and public vascectomies.

That would make for a fantastic show!

Here's some people my wife and I would love to meet:

Luke Ford - Scott Fayner - Gene Ross - Smelly Monkey - Jeff Steward - Owen S. Mouth - Phatboy - Gen Padova - Angelica Knight - Trinity James - Wanker Wang...just to name a few.

If I forgot some of you nutcases, I apologize.

We're going to be looking forward to that vasectomy, Mr. Monkey.

By the way...

If we meet you, and you don't want us to give away your real names on this board, you don't have to worry. We don't give away real names- ever.

I still haven't named the girl we know, I never will, and I won't ever name you. It's all about trust. If you give away sources, no one talks to you anymore.

The Outsider

P.S...

Sometimes it's nice to know what the band looks like, and if they can really put on a show or not.

This link goes to a site where you can view the video that was on MTV a little while ago.

http://www.winduprock.com/bands/bhc.html

Should be a fun show.

The Outsider

I listened to one of the clips. It held me attention until the end. Normally I turn off music like that.

Cool!

Maybe we'll see you tonight, Zenman.

The Outsider