Awww...now come on.

Don't go performing a vascectomy on yourself alone.

Come to The Viper Room, and do it for us tomorrow night.

Great band, cool, good looking people, and public vascectomies.

That would make for a fantastic show!

Here's some people my wife and I would love to meet:

Luke Ford - Scott Fayner - Gene Ross - Smelly Monkey - Jeff Steward - Owen S. Mouth - Phatboy - Gen Padova - Angelica Knight - Trinity James - Wanker Wang...just to name a few.

If I forgot some of you nutcases, I apologize.

We're going to be looking forward to that vasectomy, Mr. Monkey.

By the way...

If we meet you, and you don't want us to give away your real names on this board, you don't have to worry. We don't give away real names- ever.

I still haven't named the girl we know, I never will, and I won't ever name you. It's all about trust. If you give away sources, no one talks to you anymore.

The Outsider