My Girlfriend's hatred for Calli Cox is extremely strong. Can't figure out why.

Her comments are, "All her scenes look fake" and "Calli runs from the dick". For whatever reasons Calli just upsets my girl.

This animosity for Ms. Cox drove me to come up with the Calli Cox list. Anything that my girl dislikes or hates is hurled onto the list.

I give you the Calli Cox list as of 5/10/06

-The View
-our HOA President
-The Bogas Brothers
-Mountain Dew Code Red
-Good Housekeeping Magazine
-mushrooms
-Tom Cruise
-Alex Sanders
-all my Filmco DVD's
-The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

The list does fluctuate
The only constant is Calli Cox

I thought Calli was one fine ass girl.