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#166400 - 05/10/06 08:27 PM i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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there, i said it.
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#166401 - 05/10/06 08:33 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
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#166402 - 05/10/06 08:42 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days

Melissa Stark


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#166403 - 05/10/06 08:55 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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stark's the perfect woman, it's a given.
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#166404 - 05/10/06 09:08 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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stark's the perfect woman, it's a given.




Yeah she's a keeper. Do any of you guys remember who it was that Joe Namath tried to kiss during a Sunday/Monday night football game interview a couple years ago? That was some funny shit. Was it M. Stark, Suzy Kolber? I can't remember.
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#166405 - 05/10/06 09:29 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
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it was suzy kolber...jamesn, i once played a pickup basketball game with bonnie bernstein, nancy lieberman-kline, rick majerus, and kevin costner. how random is that! and bonnie is super, super hot in person.
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#166406 - 05/10/06 09:35 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
James at Masturbaters Anonymous

"hello my name is jamesn and i have compulsive masturbatory problem when i see bonnie bernstein and i need help."

"Hello Jamesn!"

Lets thank Jamesn for having to courage to admit his problem.

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#166407 - 05/10/06 09:37 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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thank you master of chickens. i totally called you lighting luke up, did you see how much he wrote in the last 24? kudos, my canadian nigga.
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#166408 - 05/10/06 10:15 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
I find it hard to whack the pud to Bonnie or Samatha Ryan or most of the sports reporter babes, because there are usually other people around, but they are definitely strokeworthy.

In the morning, I usually prefer to wax the bat to Denise Austin's Daily Workout. Probably not the workout she intended, but never mind that.

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#166409 - 05/10/06 10:17 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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thank you master of chickens. i totally called you lighting luke up, did you see how much he wrote in the last 24? kudos, my canadian nigga.




I think holly hates me now, I sent her a friendly PM when she was online but she totally read and deleted it.

Holly I never wanted your hate only your understanding. Cant you see I only mean the best?

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#166410 - 05/11/06 07:18 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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there, i said it.


jamesn thank you for coming forward.You have given me the strength to admit I have been jerking to Katie Couric since her on-air colonoscopy....


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#166411 - 05/11/06 08:42 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
jamesn Offline
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#166412 - 05/11/06 08:50 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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#166413 - 05/11/06 10:20 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Jayne Kennedy was awesome. The Halle Barry of the early 80's. Supposedly there's a home video of her being fisted by her husband.

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#166414 - 05/11/06 10:36 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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I've seen that tape...it's pretty boring and she's got an Amazon Jungle bush.

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#166415 - 05/11/06 09:08 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
TheRock Offline
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Registered: 03/24/06
Posts: 73
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This is the best I have ever seen her look.

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#166416 - 05/11/06 09:27 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Jayne Kennedy was awesome. The Halle Barry of the early 80's. Supposedly there's a home video of her being fisted by her husband.





plus + uno I thought iwould bethe onlypersontoremem ber Jaynakennedy
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#166417 - 05/11/06 09:31 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Australia's female sports broadcasters:

Tiffany Cherry



Christi Malthouse

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#166418 - 05/11/06 09:38 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
AlienMessiah Offline
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Registered: 02/09/06
Posts: 66
How about Jill Arrington???




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#166419 - 05/12/06 04:30 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
Summer Sanders has started wearing Shorter Skirts on "The Sports List." I strangely enough have found myself starting to watch that show.



We need to start a 12 Step Program.

"Hi I'm Bad_Bad and I'm chronically masterbating to female sports announcers."

I also find Suzy Colbert to be stroke worthy.
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#166420 - 05/12/06 07:50 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
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what about an Ann Coulter bukkake?



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#166421 - 05/12/06 08:38 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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This is getting very unCagey. Is there a moderator who can move this thread where it belongs--the non porn section of ADT?.

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#166422 - 05/12/06 09:22 AM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
elaborator Offline
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
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what about an Ann Coulter bukkake?





she's a man baby!!!



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#166423 - 01/07/07 03:23 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
Abe Offline
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Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
Kit Hoover



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#166424 - 01/12/07 08:57 PM Re: i've jerked off to bonnie bernstein
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland


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