you know those bottles of compressed air they have in every supply closet to clean the bits of meat that fall off of admin assist's teeth into their keyboards because they're worthless sows and fax blank sheets of paper to people?

those are the best bug-killers EVER. turn them sideways so you can actually see a very, very freezing white liquid being expelled(it's not semen, much cooler and more deadly than all semen but erik everhard's). you can shake the fuckers up, turn them sideways and drop the biggest insects ever. i have case upon case of the shit in the condo, it's preferable to spraying raid all over the place because it's more fun and only kills the bugs.