Were you a little tom boy, climbing trees, playing baseball, etc.. did you get into fights.

When you say "Molest myself" I hope you're not talking about sticking pins into your self, carving off hunks of flesh, slicing your skin.

Ever been in a Roman Candle Battle?

Oh, and you're supposed to swallow a spider, that wriggled and jiggled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly.

I don't know why she swalllowed the fly. Perhaps you'll die?