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#166356 - 05/10/06 06:58 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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Gen, don't lie, did you open up those other tabs to science sites purely to appear intelligent when you took that screenshot?
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#166359 - 05/10/06 09:51 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Gen, don't lie, did you open up those other tabs to science sites purely to appear intelligent when you took that screenshot?
What a whoring whore, not only is she trying to sell her intelligence she also has her site there.
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#166361 - 05/10/06 09:59 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Oh no you didn't Chicken Skin LOL I dont spam the board with my friggin site, GRrrrRrr  I spam with my retardedness instead. 
Stop talkin about me, MONKEY is the topic here!! Or do you guys not love the furry thing anymore?
Everything is a shill with you padova, you care not for the monkey; only the monetary gain that can be established from it. I see through the lies whore.
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#166365 - 05/11/06 03:39 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Im getting the fealing that Monkeys comeback is just a few days away. 
hmm... ill take note of that.  how exciting!
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#166366 - 05/11/06 08:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#166367 - 05/12/06 04:22 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Ah Science website tabs be damned, she took a screen shot of a previous PM she got and used the PHOTOSHOP tab to make it appear that SM PM'd her! I can prove it. Miss Padova. After you close the leaden box, what is the state that Schrodinger's Cat exists in? Theppt!!!!  (Dear Gen, please post more images of your self in various states of undress, perhaps with a whimsical expression, as if your having impure thoughts. TIA.)
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#166368 - 05/12/06 03:48 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Photoshop is always open, that thing is my savior like Warren Jeffs is to that polygamous community in Colorado City  You know Bad... I don't like thinking of kitties being killed by HCN or any animal for that matter  But I've always been a firm believer that the truth of an outcome is only valid when proven. So who knows if the kitty is dead or alive until you open the box. Of course it would make more sense that the poor kitty would be dead but one can hope. *sigh* okay this is really stupid, im just rambling and it doesnt even make sense. Can we talk about porn please? I saw Girls Gone Wild last night. I dont know why I find it slightly hotter than regular porn. A lot of those girls have perfect bodies. It makes me wanna have a penis. Don't worry, no Brazilian operations in my future. GEEZ!!!
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#166369 - 05/12/06 09:17 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 44
Loc: Surrey BC
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how do you get a private message if your pm function is off?
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#166375 - 05/12/06 11:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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What a great pic. Gen's profile from her post including avatar, thread title, fish burp, and chop sticks holding sushi all in frame. Bravo filth.
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#166376 - 05/12/06 11:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
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Tell Monkey he still owes me money
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#166379 - 05/13/06 09:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#166380 - 05/13/06 09:52 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I don't think Willie D. made his message clear, it's a bit ambiguous.
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#166381 - 05/13/06 12:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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anything in the english language is ambigforpris. he's that stoooopid.
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#166382 - 05/13/06 12:33 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
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I had an epiphany. pris = drpornz.
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#166383 - 05/13/06 12:39 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I had an epiphany. pris = drpornz.
Bingo!
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#166384 - 05/13/06 12:59 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Whoa thats creepy but totally a turn on 
its the wasabi, isn't it?
yep it was... you put a perfect amount of wasabi.
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#166385 - 05/13/06 07:57 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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Should I be worried that Gen Padova is a Prince of Darkness. Because I saw her in 10 Man Cum Slam, and thought she was attractive.
Is there something about Gen's (Gerald's?) past I should know about?
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#166386 - 05/13/06 09:07 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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I killed fireflies when I was little by trapping them in jars with no source of oxygen. I also stepped on millions of ants on purpose. Even to top that, I would antagonize rolly polleys and flick them as far as I could when they turned into a ball. Lady bugs were the only thing I was kind to but often times they'd fall off of me and drown in the pool. I once swallowed a fly... perhaps she'll die? Nope, haven't yet. DAMN!!! I love to take credit of chasing after boys and my best friend with a water gun filled with piss but she's the one that did it and I was one of her targets. But I did throw eggs!!! Fucked up some random dudes paint job on his car. I didn't feel too bad though cuz I was only 8 and it was a fuckin mini van. Old one. So yea, watch out, I have quite the criminal record. I've been known to molest myself too.
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#166387 - 05/14/06 04:33 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Were you a little tom boy, climbing trees, playing baseball, etc.. did you get into fights.
When you say "Molest myself" I hope you're not talking about sticking pins into your self, carving off hunks of flesh, slicing your skin.
Ever been in a Roman Candle Battle?
Oh, and you're supposed to swallow a spider, that wriggled and jiggled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swalllowed the fly. Perhaps you'll die?
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#166389 - 05/14/06 06:18 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
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#166390 - 05/14/06 12:37 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Were you a little tom boy, climbing trees, playing baseball, etc.. did you get into fights.
When you say "Molest myself" I hope you're not talking about sticking pins into your self, carving off hunks of flesh, slicing your skin.
Ever been in a Roman Candle Battle?
Oh, and you're supposed to swallow a spider, that wriggled and jiggled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly.
I don't know why she swalllowed the fly. Perhaps you'll die?
Spiders creep me out Bad_Bad. I used to think they were staring at me at night waiting for me to fall assleep and then crawl in my mouth and ears. LOL But never heard of a roman candle battle... the only thing I can possibly think of is burning those cool candles out on your friend when you're pissed off or something to then turn into a fight. 
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#166391 - 05/14/06 12:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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it's like those fireworks that were mini-missile-silos. you pointed them at your friends and pretended you had no idea they were capable of taking out an eyeball. i was always partial to m80-fights using slingshots or just grabbing glasses from the hardware store and fighting it out with those 400fps pellet pistols and extra layers of clothing.
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#166392 - 05/14/06 12:43 PM
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aka Gen Padova
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I killed fireflies when I was little by trapping them in jars with no source of oxygen. I also stepped on millions of ants on purpose. Even to top that, I would antagonize rolly polleys and flick them as far as I could when they turned into a ball. Lady bugs were the only thing I was kind to but often times they'd fall off of me and drown in the pool. I once swallowed a fly... perhaps she'll die? Nope, haven't yet. DAMN!!!
you had exposure to lots of testosterone while in the womb I bet.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4202199.stm it does all sorts of wacky stuff.
My pops was one hell of a driver so to speak, he taught me how to drive in a '69 stingray L88. The only thing I hated about the car is that it was that damn sunshine yellow but it was enough to get me enraged and rape the streets when he told me to.
CAOH... you're genius that's all I can say. I feel like killing some bugs for old times sake, masturbate with a candle stick in honor of roman candle battles and go run a old lady off the road, throw some canadian coins in the homeless cups and I dont know what else.
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#166393 - 05/14/06 12:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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you know those bottles of compressed air they have in every supply closet to clean the bits of meat that fall off of admin assist's teeth into their keyboards because they're worthless sows and fax blank sheets of paper to people?
those are the best bug-killers EVER. turn them sideways so you can actually see a very, very freezing white liquid being expelled(it's not semen, much cooler and more deadly than all semen but erik everhard's). you can shake the fuckers up, turn them sideways and drop the biggest insects ever. i have case upon case of the shit in the condo, it's preferable to spraying raid all over the place because it's more fun and only kills the bugs.
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#166397 - 05/14/06 02:49 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
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I don't remember who it was, but JS was dating some real hot piece back in the late 70's early 80's that got him into porn.
All I remember about it, was how shocked I was that this chick had been in a serious relationship with JS.
He went by Isavera when he started out.
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#166398 - 05/15/06 01:09 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 44
Loc: Surrey BC
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JS eyes almost touch each other
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