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#166235 - 05/10/06 05:56 AM
A message from Applesaucer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Applesaucer's really lonely and there's no telling what lonliness can do. I saw this on Monstar's myspace group. http://forum.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=messageboard.viewThread&entryID=14350835&groupID=100215066&adTopicID=9&Mytoken=AAF0B318-C3AA-12FA-041E14462F25D5404499299M/25 Los Angeles, CALIFORNIA Instant Message Send Message Posted: Mar 19, 2006 11:51 AM ANY NICE WOMEN HERE ( EVEN FEMALE PORNSTARS ) WANNA BE MY FRIEND?:) IM SO LONELY:( I TRIED TO FIND REGULAR WOMEN , BUT MOST OF THEM ARE IGNORING ME...GUESS IT MUST BE MY ASIAN RACE ..OH WELL:) I HOPE NONE OF YOU ARE RACISTS TO ME. IF YOUR A NICE WOMAN , PLEASE ADD ME ON AND TALK TO ME ON YAHOO MESSENGER. MY NAME : applesaucer69 . THANKS LOVE DAVID 
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#166236 - 05/10/06 06:01 AM
Re: A message from Applesaucer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Holy Shit I didnt know he was asian...what is he exactly, Korean, Taiwanese, Laotian???
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#166239 - 05/10/06 10:23 AM
Re: A message from Applesaucer
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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yep one of the oldest tricks in the book-women should feel drawn to him and not at all threatened by his small penis
Reminds me of South Park the Chinpokomon Episode. "We at Japan Toy company in awe of your large penis." "We are very simple people with very small penis."
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#166240 - 05/10/06 10:28 AM
Re: A message from Applesaucer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Reminds me of South Park the Chinpokomon Episode. "We at Japan Toy company in awe of your large penis." "We are very simple people with very small penis."
you're just begging for kyoto to come back aren't you?
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#166241 - 05/10/06 10:33 AM
Re: A message from Applesaucer
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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you're just begging for kyoto to come back aren't you?
Funny I was just reading the sportswami thread where kyoto and I were knife fighting. The early days when I would have loved to send him into a total meltdown. I miss that cat loving jewish asian.
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#166242 - 05/10/06 10:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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Loc: travieso capital management an...
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if you were familiar with kyoto, he was a teddy-bear who loved his cats.
where he excelled was his ability to say utterly-horrible things to anyone drifting into the forum. i will never forget the exchange with jenna where he went straight for the fucking rape-history jugular. i was in awe of the utter lack of discrimination the guy had in his targets. that was fucking hilarious.
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#166244 - 05/10/06 01:39 PM
Re: A message from Applesaucer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Its bullshit.David Stanley is a white dude with severe mental problems.Dont believe his lies. 
Didn't they say the same thing about Mozart?
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#166245 - 05/10/06 01:58 PM
Re: A message from Applesaucer
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9196
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Reminds me of South Park the Chinpokomon Episode. "We at Japan Toy company in awe of your large penis." "We are very simple people with very small penis."
you're just begging for kyoto to come back aren't you?
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#166249 - 05/11/06 11:17 AM
Re: A message from Applesaucer
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
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Luke and DAC are also big fans of the applesaucer. 
Luke: "David Stanley [Wicked director aka Applesaucer] just blogged, 'I'm a horrible person. Tell me I'm wrong.'"
David: "I was enjoying David Stanley's blog. I thought, 'Wow, this guy is far worse off emotionally than I am. This is great.'
"I wasn't surprised. I remember when I edited my shows at Vivid in 2000 and they were referring to him as the most artistic of their directors.
"We said, 'OK, he's probably very depressed.'
"Him and Ashley Blue seemed like an odd couple. I've seen her out a couple of times. She never says anything. She just stares over. I don't know if she realizes who I am. She's probably thinking the same thing I am: 'Should I go say hello to that person? Nah.'"
Edited by Saevus Maximus (05/11/06 11:21 AM)
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#166251 - 05/11/06 02:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Monstar, is he still courting that hot Latina in Chicago? Wow...the things I learn from other people's reality show, uh, I mean myspaces.
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#166252 - 05/11/06 03:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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I believe so...she is a beauty..
just prior, he was writing some heavy dark stuff. so people who read him now are catching him on a lighter note.
There was a period when he was really focusing on the movie magic, and that stuff was amazing. i think he deleted it all.
When i interviewed him, the man was just a ball of energy...I'll try to put it together and post it tonight..
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Wow...the things I learn from other people's reality show, uh, I mean myspaces.
LOL, hell all you really need do is look who they put in their "top 8" first spot. That shit speaks volumes.
minus The sibling, biz or band, it's usually the significant other.
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#166255 - 05/13/06 09:45 AM
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