i just want to discharge 2 rounds that are ballistically the equivalent to a p-51d mustang's cannons at a weasel. i know it's wrong, but it feels so fucking right. we're doing something, sadly, no vaporization. these things are demonic, i'd like a dog someday in the future when i'm responsible and i don't think it smells cold korean beef.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits