i live near a very large river and shit like the longfellow house so there's heinous conservation land everywhere. apparently this means bonanza! for uber-weasels called fisher-cats. they're evil. i've seen 2 or three, one of them just killed a 11-month old golden retriever a few houses down and while it's not quite legal, it's been decided nobody's calling the cops if a firearm should misfire and hit one. given the specs, i'm thinking about legally obtaining an air-rifle but i'm not sure it'll do anything more than irritate the demon-badger into a heightened state of killing. does anyone have any experience with these fuckers? i cannot shoot a.500nitro express double or .375 h&h around here and i don't intend to unless i need to shoot down a focke-wolfe or something,. by no means does this mean i'm interested in acting aginst these vermin, nobody here knows what to do with these things. it was all fun and games until they started killing puppies. smartt, without HIV[/url]

tamtas-you don't perchance have a BMG and some free time? EVIL ANIMAL

Dude, I know these fuckers well...what you need are porcupines...lots and lots of Porcupines.

Porcupines are the Fisher cats main prey (one of several actually, but It seems to prefer the Internal organs of porcupines because they are more oily than other shit it eats. But the thing with porucpines is, one out of every four encounters ends BADLY for the Fisher Cat (either maimed or even KILLED by the porcupines barbs) You will need to muster a 1950 November Yalu River Chinese People's Army In Sneakers Wave attack of Porcupines, but hey, you wont go to jail as opposed to firing guns.

Seriously, you need a Professional Trapper, these critters are suckers for Smoked meat not-to-cleverly disguised in miniature guillotines....Call one of the places up in Canada that still trap animals for fur...I'd suggest a do-it yourself Trapping kit but you need both your hands and all your digits since you were just married and you no doubt have to make Presentations in front of self important dunderheads. Nothing detracts from a presentation more than a speaker with three fingers on one hand manipulating the laser pen light and everyone wondering "Do I give him a High Three after this lecture??"

i just want to discharge 2 rounds that are ballistically the equivalent to a p-51d mustang's cannons at a weasel. i know it's wrong, but it feels so fucking right. we're doing something, sadly, no vaporization. these things are demonic, i'd like a dog someday in the future when i'm responsible and i don't think it smells cold korean beef.

I would breed them and then release armies into rich neighborhoods with populations of pomeranians and poodles that act as surrogate children for gold digging whores.