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I mean, don't you think it kills you inside to listen to your girl answer the "what's your favorite position" question for the 1 million time, all-the-while wondering if that funny taste in your mouth after the last time you kissed her was Kurt Lockwood's cum?


If this is not the funniest yet more thought-provoking porn insight on this board in 2006, it needs to go on the ballot.




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Wouldn't the same thing pertain to you, you are or were dating Gia Jordan, she swallows loads too.



Do I need to remind you again?




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WHAT!!! I just started stalking gia. I wouldn't mind loads as long as it was a day ago. Gee! but, how can i beat this guy named Tony. This guy seems to be a mighty one here, comparable to Willie D. *sigh*


Homey don't play that!