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#166190 - 05/10/06 03:52 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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This next one is too easy....MUST have a caption/Comment:
<HI WELCOME TO JACK IN THE BOX....MAY I TAKE YOUR ORDER?>
Wankus: "Babe, Does that say the TWO TACOS for 99 cents special? I cant quite see the sign...."
Tyler: "WHO THE FUCK CARES WAYNE?!?! I TOLD YOU TO EAT A SANDWICH BEFORE WE LEFT HEADQUARTERS...Just Hurry the fuck up ok? I got my period and I need to change when we get there...."
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#166198 - 05/10/06 09:12 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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Who knew Colour Me Badd was having a reunion tour!!! 
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#166199 - 05/10/06 09:34 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Tyler looks like she just threw up in her mouth a little...Wankus looks like Wankus. 
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#166201 - 05/10/06 01:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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I love this picture because you can totally see that Wankus is thinking "What has happened to my life?"
I mean, don't you think it kills you inside to listen to your girl answer the "what's your favorite position" question for the 1 million time, all-the-while wondering if that funny taste in your mouth after the last time you kissed her was Kurt Lockwood's cum?
Wouldn't the same thing pertain to you, you are or were dating Gia Jordan, she swallows loads too. 
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#166208 - 05/10/06 09:30 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Will sombody in charge fix this, please? I realize now that anyone glancing over it that my image response is from "psycho' and that I'm making a theatric terrified response against the woman's photo that ivyjames posted. This is completely opposite of what I intended. I meant to point out the resemblancce between that derided woman and trhe lovewly Janet Leigh, who is somewhat regrettably most well known from the psycho shower. It is also and extreme facial contortion, which the original object of ridicule looks no worse for wear to me. But then, I'm not a closeted faggot. 
You fail as a person based purely on this error.
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#166209 - 05/10/06 09:31 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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What the fuck is wrong with Wankus's eyes?
Its the eye that has enough sense to try and escape. His other body parts are soon to follow.
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#166210 - 05/11/06 06:01 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Young man, there's no need to feel down.
I said, young man, pick yourself off the ground.
I said, young man, 'cause you're in a new town
There's no need to be unhappy.
Young man, there's a place you can go.
I said, young man, when you're short on your dough.
You can stay there, and I'm sure you will find
Many ways to have a good time.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
Young man, are you listening to me?
I said, young man, what do you want to be?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams.
But you got to know this one thing!
No man does it all by himself.
I said, young man, put your pride on the shelf,
And just go there, to the y.m.c.a.
I'm sure they can help you today.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself clean, you can have a good meal,
You can do what about you feel ...
Young man, I was once in your shoes.
I said, I was down and out with the blues.
I felt no man cared if I were alive.
I felt the whole world was so tight ...
That's when someone came up to me,
And said, young man, take a walk up the street.
There's a place there called the y.m.c.a.
They can start you back on your way.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
They have everything for you men to enjoy,
You can hang out with all the boys ...
Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y-m-c-a ... you'll find it at the y-m-c-a.
Young man, young man, there's no need to feel down.
Young man, young man, get yourself off the ground.
Y-m-c-a ... just go to the y-m-c-a.
Young man, young man, are you listening to me?
Young man, young man, what do you wanna be?
The hottest songs from Village People
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#166211 - 05/12/06 09:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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I love this picture because you can totally see that Wankus is thinking "What has happened to my life?"
I mean, don't you think it kills you inside to listen to your girl answer the "what's your favorite position" question for the 1 million time, all-the-while wondering if that funny taste in your mouth after the last time you kissed her was Kurt Lockwood's cum?
Wouldn't the same thing pertain to you, you are or were dating Gia Jordan, she swallows loads too.
WHAT!!! I just started stalking gia. I wouldn't mind loads as long as it was a day ago. Gee! but, how can i beat this guy named Tony. This guy seems to be a mighty one here, comparable to Willie D. *sigh*
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#166212 - 05/12/06 10:14 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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I mean, don't you think it kills you inside to listen to your girl answer the "what's your favorite position" question for the 1 million time, all-the-while wondering if that funny taste in your mouth after the last time you kissed her was Kurt Lockwood's cum?
If this is not the funniest yet more thought-provoking porn insight on this board in 2006, it needs to go on the ballot.
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Wouldn't the same thing pertain to you, you are or were dating Gia Jordan, she swallows loads too.
Do I need to remind you again?
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WHAT!!! I just started stalking gia. I wouldn't mind loads as long as it was a day ago. Gee! but, how can i beat this guy named Tony. This guy seems to be a mighty one here, comparable to Willie D. *sigh*
Homey don't play that!  
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#166213 - 05/13/06 01:28 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/03/05
Posts: 344
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#166214 - 05/13/06 05:59 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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jamesn, you hit that one right on the head!
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#166215 - 05/13/06 10:13 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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I love this picture because you can totally see that Wankus is thinking "What has happened to my life?"
I mean, don't you think it kills you inside to listen to your girl answer the "what's your favorite position" question for the 1 million time, all-the-while wondering if that funny taste in your mouth after the last time you kissed her was Kurt Lockwood's cum?
The real tragedy reflected in that 1000yard stare is the dawning realization that his life peaked somewhere between a high school shop class and a frathouse kegger... and that his principle bragging rights since then are boning a mummified neverwas and having Optimus Prime on speed-dial.
Meanwhile, the selfconsciously conspicuous obsession with the Dolphins, pencilthin fu manchu, George Michaelesque 5 o'clock shadow, and moss crewneck, make me think the savory aftertaste of Lockwood's nut is the highlight of a typical week.
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...And say what you want about this guy, but he's the best thing on LOST.
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#166216 - 05/13/06 12:29 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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web page
That website has John Stagliano listed as dead.
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#166218 - 05/13/06 12:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Shut your fucking piehole and leave again, you worthless waste of bandwidth. Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ I hate you! 
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#166219 - 11/07/06 05:23 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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the latest photos on lib.com somehow remind me of this thread, i can't quite put my finger on why
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#166220 - 11/07/06 05:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Thread of the year.
Pure.Fucking.Gold.
Seriously,I tried to pick a post to "lol" at.Hyde,Jamesn,Da Burg,Malice(like Willie D said) all absolutely killed up in dis bitch.
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#166222 - 11/08/06 01:04 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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Thread of the year.
Pure.Fucking.Gold.
Seriously,I tried to pick a post to "lol" at.Hyde,Jamesn,Da Burg,Malice(like Willie D said) all absolutely killed up in dis bitch.
And again
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#166225 - 11/08/06 05:43 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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evan seinfeld punched me in the mouth and i lost all my old teeth, but now i ONLY use POLLIDENT with my denturesQuote:
What kind of fucking noise is she making in this picture? Is Evan talking about making a comeback somewhere in the background? Did Mr Ed sample this noise? Did she just win the Kentucky Derby? Does anyone find her even remotely strokeworthy? I mean, seriously. Some of these ageing porn whores are like psycho bitches in B movies. The ones you stab, shoot, burn, electrocute, drown and who just don't FUCKING GIVE UP!
That's a damn fine question... i'd love to hear the audio that goes with that mess.
The only time I ever thought she looked good was on the cover of Island Fever 2. Not too into the Nicole Sheridan, horseface thing she has going on in this pic, fucking creepy.
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#166226 - 11/08/06 05:49 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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heh vod..
You nailed it....That is a horseface..
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