DUC wrote a little but about this whore recently, she's started some version of an English gossip blog and is now busy running her mouth. Normally I just let the English lie. Unlike the French, they've actually thanked us for helping them out in WWII, and they don't let that little Revolutionary War thing get in the way. Plus some nice English whores: Angel Long, Flick Shagwell...mmm Kay Parker, and normally a redhead with great bolt-on's would be strokeworthy for me. Alas, she's turned into another loudmouth with a Canadian accent. Most notably, she's styling herself as England's gift to porn because of her fabulous experience making smut in Porn Valley.

Fantasy: Kelly got deep into the porn biz in L.A.
Reality: Nobody remebers her...I've asked around. The only positive I got was someone whom remembered her husband Hamilton Steele, who I've gathered was kind of a douchebag.

Fantasy: Kelly once told DUC she'd escort (hook) if it were legal.
Reality: Despite living in the UK, she's now busy updating www.kellysteele.biz, her escorting website which offers various services. And you know she hooks it when this "disclaimer" appears on your website:
Quote:

Being an active pornstar, I am obviously a very sexually charged and liberated woman, but should any sexual activity occur during our time together it is between two consenting adults, due to mutual attraction and has nothing to do with money/gifts offered.


Something tells me she'd be attracted to J. Howard Marshall's rotting corpse if there was enough of his estate in his pockets.

Fantasy: Kely said she's always down for a DP.
Reality: Of the 67 movies listed on IAFD, she's credited with the "double" in one scene. Honey, a 1:67 ratio is not good. Baseball players are sent down to AA for that.

Fantasy: Kelly's big beef with the British porn industry is that there are too many "husband-and-wife" exclusive combinations.
Reality: Just about every scene she ever made in The Valley was with her husband, Hamilton. (Note: not the same Hamilton Steele here: that was Smiling Arab).

There's plenty more to add to this whore's resume of stupidity. She's basically taking the Canadian version of the Pamela Peaks smut parabola: stripper --> porn whore --> hooker.