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What is the relationship between a whore's scenes and how old she is or when her birthday is? This is just some useless "happy birthday" thread which she won't read, written by a fanboy who she doesn't care about At least if we fire one up for Christian or Tony, we're fairly sure he'll come in and say "thanks."

You and the rest of the Courtney fanboys need to get over this whole ASU-cheerleader thing. There are more compelling pre-porn stories out there.

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There is no importance, except to afford the fawning simpletons an opportunity to suck up to the whores.

Hey Courtney, I got you a watch for your birthday! wanna hang out and eat pizza?