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#165899 - 05/09/06 08:47 AM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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whilst i'm happy to see the birthday threads for forum regulars, surely we don't have to start a precedent of congratulating every sex worker who appears on video for not dying in the previous twelve months?
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#165901 - 05/09/06 10:45 AM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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whilst i'm happy to see the birthday threads for forum regulars, surely we don't have to start a precedent of congratulating every sex worker who appears on video for not dying in the previous twelve months?
The way this board is moving I wouldnt doubt they will start a thread wishing a happy birthday to their favorite street walker.
Burglar says, "Happy birthday Candy! Thanks for stealing my wallet and giving me crabs. Its the best gift this roller perv could have gotten!"
(Every whore that burglar thinks is his girlfriend/friend) (burglar)
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#165905 - 05/09/06 11:31 AM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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will u guys give some break to the porn girls? Without them, how will you able to enjoy the pretty pu**y of the young pretty girl? Just go watch your wife’s ugly and old p***y!!!
Freshman in 2004 to 2005, now she is 21?. I am supposed to be really good at math. What happened here? Any idea?
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#165907 - 05/09/06 12:16 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Nice to have you back stalking my ass you fucking squid. Your depth of annoyance and hatred is actually fascinating as well as pathetic....tell you what fuckchops, do this:
Make a list of all the things you'd like to see me write or post about, and I'll consider it. I have it from reliable sources you are one of the primary reasons people come here to waste time, so I feel compelled to ask this. Of course, I'll ultimately disregard what you write, but I will consider it before I disregard it...
No you already write what I want you to, seriously, reading a delusional roller perv who went to Cali to pursue meaningful fanboy relationships with porn whores and then ran away with his tail between his wheels posts makes my day. The part where you chalk it up to life experience is the icing on the cake.
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#165909 - 05/09/06 01:14 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Nice to have you back stalking my ass you fucking squid. Your depth of annoyance and hatred is actually fascinating as well as pathetic....tell you what fuckchops, do this:
Make a list of all the things you'd like to see me write or post about, and I'll consider it. I have it from reliable sources you are one of the primary reasons people come here to waste time, so I feel compelled to ask this. Of course, I'll ultimately disregard what you write, but I will consider it before I disregard it...
No you already write what I want you to, seriously, reading a delusional roller perv who went to Cali to pursue meaningful fanboy relationships with porn whores and then ran away with his tail between his wheels posts makes my day. The part where you chalk it up to life experience is the icing on the cake.
Cake? That's your payoff?? What the fuck are you talking about? Who is fucking weirder, you who sits and bangs his head in hatred on a keyboard outraged that someone who pretty much lays bare everything might actually being doing just that, or me who decides to spend time talking with hot chicks who fuck on film? I am Not a fanboy, but I will cop to being something of a perv, which, afterall is why we are ALL here right Boobie? Your voice just screams "pimply"....
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#165910 - 05/09/06 01:20 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Nice to have you back stalking my ass you fucking squid. Your depth of annoyance and hatred is actually fascinating as well as pathetic....tell you what fuckchops, do this:
Make a list of all the things you'd like to see me write or post about, and I'll consider it. I have it from reliable sources you are one of the primary reasons people come here to waste time, so I feel compelled to ask this. Of course, I'll ultimately disregard what you write, but I will consider it before I disregard it...
No you already write what I want you to, seriously, reading a delusional roller perv who went to Cali to pursue meaningful fanboy relationships with porn whores and then ran away with his tail between his wheels posts makes my day. The part where you chalk it up to life experience is the icing on the cake.
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#165911 - 05/09/06 01:22 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Cake? That's your payoff?? What the fuck are you talking about? Who is fucking weirder, you who sits and bangs his head in hatred on a keyboard outraged that someone who pretty much lays bare everything might actually being doing just that, or me who decides to spend time talking with hot chicks who fuck on film? I am Not a fanboy, but I will cop to being something of a perv, which, afterall is why we are ALL here right Boobie? Your voice just screams "pimply"....
Parapraxis anyone?
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#165913 - 05/09/06 06:31 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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What is the relationship between a whore's scenes and how old she is or when her birthday is? This is just some useless "happy birthday" thread which she won't read, written by a fanboy who she doesn't care about At least if we fire one up for Christian or Tony, we're fairly sure he'll come in and say "thanks."
You and the rest of the Courtney fanboys need to get over this whole ASU-cheerleader thing. There are more compelling pre-porn stories out there.
Will you share a bit of that compelling pre-porn stories? I would be interested in those stories. I admit i am a non porn expert.
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#165915 - 05/10/06 05:01 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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And after at least a half-dozen scenes in the past 2 or so years in which she is taped swallowing cum, NOW FINALLY she can taped chasin' it down with a beer LEGALLY!! :insert_missing_flag_waving_smiley:
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#165917 - 05/11/06 01:15 AM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 03/27/06
Posts: 21
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Thanks to all of you who wished me a happy birthday! I appreciate it! I actually did have a very very happy and fun birthday! You all are the best! LA Direct had an awesome birthday party for me, Lisa Ann, and Scott Nails on the 6th at The Day After Club in Hollywood. It fucking rocked! It totally made up for the fact that I was working in Miami on my real b-day! Luckily I got back in time that night to have a wonderful romantic dinner with my BF!!!!
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#165918 - 05/11/06 07:58 AM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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What is the relationship between a whore's scenes and how old she is or when her birthday is? This is just some useless "happy birthday" thread which she won't read, written by a fanboy who she doesn't care about At least if we fire one up for Christian or Tony, we're fairly sure he'll come in and say "thanks."
You and the rest of the Courtney fanboys need to get over this whole ASU-cheerleader thing. There are more compelling pre-porn stories out there.
Hey Willie D, Look above!! I knew you were wrong. I wouldn't mind being called Courtney fanboy. Courtney, come back more often, ok?
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#165919 - 05/11/06 10:08 AM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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#165920 - 05/11/06 12:31 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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Hello all Wille haters, I know you are out there. Come on in and join me doing So, he will get his head straight and would never come back here. Bye willie.
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#165923 - 05/11/06 04:18 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#165924 - 05/12/06 09:01 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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Hey Willie, nothing personal! I wouldn't mind interacting with you on another thread if you don't hate me. Although I prefer to interact with pretty porn girls, you seem to be an interesting guy with whom I can share some fun here. Honestly, even if I am not a young man anymore, I am very new to internet chatting, not to mention adult forum. Hope we cam share some fun on the other threads.
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#165925 - 05/12/06 09:32 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Hey Willie, nothing personal! I wouldn't mind interacting with you on another thread if you don't hate me. Although I prefer to interact with pretty porn girls, you seem to be an interesting guy with whom I can share some fun here. Honestly, even if I am not a young man anymore, I am very new to internet chatting, not to mention adult forum. Hope we cam share some fun on the other threads.
uhhh... willysgirls WillieD
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#165926 - 05/12/06 09:47 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.
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#165927 - 05/12/06 10:32 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.
Eh? do what? Me haggish ears aren't working so well these days.
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#165928 - 05/13/06 11:10 AM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
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Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.
Eh? do what? Me haggish ears aren't working so well these days.
Yep! I totally agree with you. But, your haggish eyes aren't working either? Oh, you poor hag! I know a nice nursing home, do you need it?
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#165929 - 05/13/06 01:17 PM
Re: Happy 21st Bday to Courtney Simpson!
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aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
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Hey hag, can you do for me? Ohm... I am already in heaven.
Eh? do what? Me haggish ears aren't working so well these days.
Yep! I totally agree with you. But, your haggish eyes aren't working either? Oh, you poor hag! I know a nice nursing home, do you need it?
Willysgirls... you're such a sweet heart, but there's no need for a nursing home just make me swallow your gun and put me out. I'd hate to see your eyes melt in disgust.
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