I dreamed last night again about a hot quadriplegic chick in a electric wheelchair. I put a clapper on the w/chair, positioned myself so my Pulsating Penis was at her mouth level, propped her mouth open with elaborate wiring, and Gag fucked the bitch doing "clap on -- Clap off" as her chair moved back and forward toward my angry engorged sex organ. I awoke in a cold sweat and a cricket who I believe was an Angel of The Lord chirped angrily outside my window...
I asked a good friend last night on the phone is she ever had the munchies so bad she ever thought of drinking creamy ranch salad dressing.
Saturday Afternoon in San Francisco, I saw a "Lady of the Evening" but it was only 3:30 pm...It was nice, worth every Benjamin, but shouldn't I have gotten a discount?
Riding the BART (SF Bay Area Rapid Transit) on my way home, I sat RIGHT next to the fucking HOTTEST chick I have seen in a long time. She looked like JAcklyn Smith from the Charlie's Angels TV show, in a business suit (She got on at the Montgomery Street Stop near the financial district). I kept staring at her...but not cuz she was hott, cuz she had a HUGE fucking snot hanging halfway out her right nostril. After a little small talk during which she smiled receptively to my smart-ass banter, I politely told her she had something on her nose. She wiped away the huge booger, was mortified and didnt say another fucking word until I got off 2 stops later. What the fuck? Should I have said nothing and let her walk around being humiliated? Fuck, she was so hott, I briefly considered planting a spontaneous wet kiss and scarfing the booger up in one motion. I'd probably be in jail now...
That reminds me of the time(s) riding public transit subways like the BART ( or the "T" in Boston) and I would be drunk and forget to lock my wheels and hang on before the train starts...I'd go flying into the wall or someone else. Onetime I spilled a Mcdonald's Chocolate shake I bought in Oakland on a hott Black Chick. I was scared she was a drug dealer's girlfriend and was gonna have me whacked...to be continued....
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