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#165865 - 05/08/06 07:48 PM Confucius say…….
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Man who sticks neck out for whore, retracts bloody stump.





Whore who is clean and sober, desperately seeks work.





Look for lowest man in porn, under him you’ll find Wankus.





Junkie writers who work in porn are really only junkies.





Whore who sow with wine and forum, reap only fake cancer.





Man may lament his place in life, until he meets a Brazilian.





Snake in grass, often meets lawn mower.


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#165866 - 05/08/06 08:43 PM Re: Confucius say…….
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
I don't really have anything have2cit, except to say thanks for posting this. After slugging through 6 pages of bullshit in the "Kelly Wells Marry Me"(or whatever) thread in Fan Section I needed this laugh. Thanks again bro, keep up the good work.
(me after reading that KWR thread)->
(h2c)->
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#165867 - 05/08/06 08:58 PM Re: Confucius say…….
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Interesting enough to read all six pages too huh buddy?

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#165868 - 05/08/06 09:24 PM Re: Confucius say…….
Phlogiston Offline
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Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
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Interesting enough to read all six pages too huh buddy?




Maybe he was hoping for another one of my hyper-insensitive photoshops? I may take a break from this massive lab report and do another. Apparently I found this Kelly Wells stalker's soft spot with the last one.

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#165869 - 05/08/06 09:29 PM Re: Confucius say…….
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
What the fuck happened to Genesis??
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#165870 - 05/08/06 09:44 PM Re: Confucius say…….
pitchshifty Offline
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Registered: 12/12/05
Posts: 100
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What the fuck happened to Genesis??




She's working...
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#165871 - 05/08/06 10:58 PM Re: Confucius say…….
ChickenMaster Offline
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Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
I miss have2cit's avatar.

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#165872 - 05/09/06 03:41 AM Re: Confucius say…….
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Snake in grass, often meets lawn mower.




that was pure gold.
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#165873 - 05/09/06 09:28 AM Re: Confucius say…….
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Great post have2.Monkey would be prowd.
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#165874 - 05/09/06 06:55 PM Re: Confucius say…….
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Interesting enough to read all six pages too huh buddy?



Its like when your sitting in a massive traffic jam for hours, then you get to the spot where the slow down was created and you think to yourself "Man, this is going to be great, some dude lying there on the pavement, his brains splattered all over the place." After you get there, its a flat tire. That was the thread.

P.S. Sorrry about the hijack h2c
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#165875 - 05/09/06 07:03 PM Re: Confucius say…….
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:

Interesting enough to read all six pages too huh buddy?



Its like when your sitting in a massive traffic jam for hours, then you get to the spot where the slow down was created and you think to yourself "Man, this is going to be great, some dude lying there on the pavement, his brains splattered all over the place." After you get there, its a flat tire. That was the thread.

P.S. Sorrry about the hijack h2c




LOL good save. You win. Alright no more hijacking. As you guys were. </-- Padova, out!

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