Man who sticks neck out for whore, retracts bloody stump.

Whore who is clean and sober, desperately seeks work.

Look for lowest man in porn, under him you’ll find Wankus.

Junkie writers who work in porn are really only junkies.

Whore who sow with wine and forum, reap only fake cancer.

Man may lament his place in life, until he meets a Brazilian.

Snake in grass, often meets lawn mower.