I got a request for The Budgerigar. Maybe you could post the lyrics to Cole Porter's 'Anything Goes' and intersperse it with well chosen Cream Pie Cumfart Surpise pornography screen frames, like you're good at doing. I'd do it, but whenever I search for photos and post them, it takes a long time and I get tired of it. I also don't know how to copy and paste. If you feel so inclined, you can modify the lyrics to fit our present shitcum malaise, but I intuitively think think lyrics should remain as is for, like, continuity of the ages or something.