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#165786 - 05/08/06 11:30 AM Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
TonyMalice Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Hey we noticed on Christian's MySpace profile today that it's his birthday! Happy Birthday man!
Seems like there's a lot of porn people born in May, eh?

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#165787 - 05/08/06 01:20 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
damm y'all some cold blooded niggas. 50 views and no love to christian on my mans bday? Happy bday C! keep fuckin them hoes nigga.

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#165788 - 05/08/06 01:25 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
How about you guys go celebrate at Chuck E. Cheeze's.
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#165789 - 05/08/06 01:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Saevus Maximus Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/19/03
Posts: 1083
Loc: In the corner, cutting myself.
Christian you should go all Chico Travieso on some bitch today, after all, it is YOUR birthday.
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#165790 - 05/08/06 02:05 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
For he is a jolly fine fellow!
Nobody can deny this!
Many happy returns, Christan X, on this most special of days. May your dreams be realized today with happiness. And good luck with the pornography.

Christian X is my friend. We post on this message board together.


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#165791 - 05/08/06 02:59 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Happy Birthday Stud.

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#165792 - 05/08/06 03:03 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
TonyMalice Offline
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Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...
Quote:

Christian you should go all Chico Travieso on some bitch today, after all, it is YOUR birthday.




Oh man. Chico, does a part of you die when you read something like that?
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#165793 - 05/08/06 03:03 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Happy Birthday Giant Stud! May your day bring you more big knockers!!!

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#165794 - 05/08/06 03:23 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
Quote:

Happy Birthday Giant Stud! May your day bring you more big knockers!!!



Gen, those aren't breasts on Christian, they're pectoral muscles.

Happy B-day, man.

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#165795 - 05/08/06 03:45 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:

Happy Birthday Giant Stud! May your day bring you more big knockers!!!



Gen, those aren't breasts on Christian, they're pectoral muscles.

Happy B-day, man.



well, damn... he can "pec" me with his muscle anyday if he's into hags LOL

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#165796 - 05/08/06 03:49 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
I'd pay cash to see that. I'd pay double cash if it required you standing on a footstool to blow him.

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#165797 - 05/08/06 03:56 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
gen is full of shit! i hit on her repeatedly whenever i see her, and she is never into it! i need to get us a scene together!

i am in london right now doing a feature film for www.joybear.com with a fine little english tart named Franki. it was a great scene yesterday, and now today i celebrated my birthday with a great little polish girl i met at the gym (yes i workout on vacation). she is naked right now in my bed! i will show you guys pics later!

tomorrow I am doing a scene with Renee Richards for some website and then I am going home on Thursday! good times!

thanks so much for the love people! i love my job and i love you people! good times!
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#165798 - 05/08/06 04:01 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Sorry Christian... I'm a shy little cunt at first and often intimidated by pectoral muscles that are bigger than my nose.

Willie? Will you provide the foot stool? Make it in platinum while you're at it. I dont know why, just do. I broke mine jumping on it cuz it wasn't high enough for me.

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#165799 - 05/08/06 04:12 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Happy Birthday Christian, my Horde brother

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#165800 - 05/08/06 04:13 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Big ups to the bald one.

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#165801 - 05/08/06 04:45 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
These happy birthday threads are
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#165802 - 05/08/06 05:02 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
The Taurus list grows! Myself, Gia, Tony, Chico, and now Christian. The lesson being that being born in May makes you a pervert.

Happy Birthday, Bro!

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#165803 - 05/08/06 05:11 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Happy Birthday, Christian! May you eat birthday cake off overstuffed silicone H cups!
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#165804 - 05/08/06 06:16 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Monstar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
Quote:

Happy Birthday, Christian! May you eat birthday cake off overstuffed silicone H cups!




LOL..i was thinking the same thing...

have a great B-day, brutha!
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#165805 - 05/08/06 06:39 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Happy Birthday Christian!

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#165806 - 05/08/06 07:30 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Happy Birthday Christian. May you blow out birthday candles and not 56FFF tities.
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#165807 - 05/08/06 07:31 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

Oh man. Chico, does a part of you die when you read something like that?


Not anymore. Its only 2 or 3 idiots who continue this tired old joke.
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#165808 - 05/08/06 07:44 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
happy birthday bro.

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#165809 - 05/08/06 09:27 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Porno Dan Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/15/05
Posts: 385
Loc: Porn Valley, USA
Happy B Day big man! I love that fact you picked up a chick a the gym. Have a great time in the UK.
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#165810 - 05/09/06 08:56 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Oh man. Chico, does a part of you die when you read something like that?


Not anymore. Its only 2 or 3 idiots who continue this tired old joke.




Yeah that must suck.It must make you mad enough to....well,beat on some worthless whore.
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#165811 - 05/09/06 06:31 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Oh man. Chico, does a part of you die when you read something like that?


Not anymore. Its only 2 or 3 idiots who continue this tired old joke.




Yeah that must suck.It must make you mad enough to....well,beat on some worthless whore.



I thought the original accusation was about a 7 on the funny scale. He's had better, but what cliched it was Chico's reaction. That was gold.
(Chico on reading that thread)->
(Smelly Monkey on seeing his reaction)->
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#165812 - 05/09/06 09:06 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
faceblaster Offline
Elder of Zion
Porn Jesus

Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5210
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Quote:

tomorrow I am doing a scene with Renee Richards for some website and then I am going home on Thursday! good times!




Happy B'day Bro. Hey, get Renee to post here! We miss her.
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#165813 - 05/09/06 09:25 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
happy b day chris

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#165814 - 05/09/06 11:15 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hey Christen! How you feeling now dog?
One day soon those 2-chick scenes won't seem like such a good idea anymore
Happy Birthday!
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#165815 - 05/10/06 01:23 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
happy b day buddy
always good running into you
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#165816 - 05/10/06 01:45 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
happy birthday dude.
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#165817 - 05/10/06 06:13 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
you guys are great! and B/G/G scenes will never get old....trust me! i really appreciate the love! i am spending my last nite here in London before I head back to the states! oh well....it had to end sometime...back to the grind...:)
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#165818 - 05/10/06 08:34 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Quote:

gen is full of shit! i hit on her repeatedly whenever i see her, and she is never into it! i need to get us a scene together!

i am in london right now doing a feature film for www.joybear.com with a fine little english tart named Franki. it was a great scene yesterday, and now today i celebrated my birthday with a great little polish girl i met at the gym (yes i workout on vacation). she is naked right now in my bed! i will show you guys pics later!

tomorrow I am doing a scene with Renee Richards for some website and then I am going home on Thursday! good times!

thanks so much for the love people! i love my job and i love you people! good times!



Hey Christian, I don't pay attention to guys in porn. As long as they are not too ugly nor much of distractive turn-offs, I can enjoy the girls without much problem. You were not that bad. Happy B-day!
However, what makes you think a hag(?) give you free service? I am a much better looking guy who is tired of trying to get a free service. Any advice? Becoming a male porn star? No, I can't be a porn star.(too scared to be too famous!)(no offense, just fun intended)

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#165819 - 05/10/06 08:38 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
willysgirls= spawn of pris and ben

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#165820 - 05/10/06 08:52 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

willysgirls= spawn of pris and ben






a bit of mike meatmaster as well.

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#165821 - 05/10/06 09:19 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

The Taurus list grows! Myself, Gia, Tony, Chico, and now Christian. The lesson being that being born in May makes you a pervert.





TT Boy's also a Taurus.
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#165822 - 05/10/06 09:24 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Quote:

TT Boy's also a Taurus.




And from what luke ford wrote this morning it also seems he's a diseased scumbag:


Quote:

T.T. Boy Keeps Giving Girls The Clap

After working with him, they keep testing positive for gonorrhea.





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#165823 - 05/10/06 01:17 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9182
Quote:

Quote:

The Taurus list grows! Myself, Gia, Tony, Chico, and now Christian. The lesson being that being born in May makes you a pervert.





TT Boy's also a Taurus.



He also did a "real life" incest scene with his brother in a "soon-to-be-released" gay video.

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#165824 - 05/10/06 04:18 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Happy Birthday! Sounds great. The polish love sausage.

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#165825 - 05/10/06 07:47 PM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
The pics i promised you! the first three are the polish girl on my birthday and the last is a personal trainer from the gym out here. good times, people, good times!




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#165826 - 05/11/06 08:18 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Hey Christian, I changed my mind. I will do anything to be your assistant. I can be a good replacement for you whenever you are too busy... hehehe... Thanks for pics.

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#165827 - 05/11/06 08:19 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
willysgirls Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Quote:

willysgirls= spawn of pris and ben




Is it good or ok?

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#165828 - 05/12/06 05:29 AM Re: Happy Birthday ChristianXXX!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Hey Christian! Puff puff pass on the personal trainer dogg!
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