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#165737 - 05/08/06 09:54 AM
Luke, lukewarm and bland.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Just perusing through lukeisback website after a hiatus and I find myself thinking what is luke thinking? I find TMFR more entertaining and shockingly lukes writing is of equal quality to the mindless dribble that channels from the fingers of taylor.
Luke either holly or old age has destroyed what was an entertaining and informative site full of comedic gold for xpt crew. I blame this sever decline in quality posting purely based on the lackadaisical “journalism†(a term I use loosely) your site presents now.
Congratulations luke on becoming mediocre and complacent.
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#165740 - 05/08/06 10:36 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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he has been playing up his jewishness too much.
Luke is to Jews what the fat chick dressed up as sailor moon is to the anime convention.
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#165742 - 05/08/06 03:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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DUC's got a "Holly Hangover."
And don't be fooled, Taylor McCrachkead is being written by Fayner...if she's ever lucid enough to make it in front of a PC, it's only to buy more Vicodin from the Canadian online pharmacy.
No it's Xanax. 
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#165743 - 05/08/06 03:28 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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he has been playing up his jewishness too much.
Luke is to Jews what the fat chick dressed up as sailor moon is to the anime convention.
Thank you for my new sig!  
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#165744 - 05/08/06 03:32 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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#165745 - 05/08/06 11:15 PM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I don't know this woman personally, but the kind of thoughtless happy-go-luckiness-not-a-care-in-her-brow look is like a steamroller over the lives of those more reflective souls around her. So I'm theoretically siding with you. I intuitively sense that is the kind of person who can unintentionally flay a person emotionally and then with infuriating sincerity ask "What's wrong? Is there anything I can do?"
DukeFloored probably can attest to this, I want his input. Ohh and luke I posted this on XPT not on GFY, give credit where credit is due on your site.
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#165747 - 05/09/06 01:20 AM
Re: Luke, lukewarm and bland.
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Wow,this shit is right out of left field  I mean ,you guys are acting as if you have never been pussy-whipped.Come on you know how it is.You think you are doing your best work when in reality that super-tang has permeated every fiber of your being and softened whatever edge you had with-LOVE  You know it's not as if Luke has a final tally at the end of the day to chart his slide like Tiger Woods.  As a friend you are supposed to take a guy aside and feed him this info gently.  This is the kind of thing that can come back to get you if you should be fortunate enough to get some bomb-assed pussy 
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#165748 - 05/09/06 01:32 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
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You know it's not as if Luke has a final tally at the end of the day to chart his slide like Tiger Woods.
good call.
tiger woods annoys me for his complete lack of personality- he'll be found out to be a serial killer one day, anyone who is as devoid of feeling as he is is a menace to society.
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#165749 - 05/09/06 03:38 AM
Re: Luke, lukewarm and bland.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Ohh and luke I posted this on XPT not on GFY,
Easy now! damn! The man probably got the info from one of his "reliable sources"! ...sheesh.
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#165750 - 05/09/06 07:22 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Wow,this shit is right out of left field
I mean ,you guys are acting as if you have never been pussy-whipped.Come on you know how it is.You think you are doing your best work when in reality that super-tang has permeated every fiber of your being and softened whatever edge you had with-LOVE You know it's not as if Luke has a final tally at the end of the day to chart his slide like Tiger Woods. As a friend you are supposed to take a guy aside and feed him this info gently.
This is the kind of thing that can come back to get you if you should be fortunate enough to get some bomb-assed pussy
Wisdom....pure wisdom...I think if we are honest we ALL have learned this at one time or another....um, wait a second, "ALL" might be too all-encompassing. This is a porn board, many of the readers/posters come here as a supplement to their masturbatory pursuits, which in itself implies they are not getting laid, or perhaps cannot. Either way I empathize, but it still does not detract from what Bish said.
It happens in real life like this: You have a group of buddies, you got out a lot, get smashed, go to titty bars, treat and talk about women like shit, maybe even buy a couple whores and run a train on them for Arbor day or some other special occasion. THEN...it happens. One of the "gang" gets lucky and falls in love with a chick, and all of a sudden he isnt there any more buying his round of drinks. You feel the pinch, both in your wallet and in your conscience...so you turn on the boy who was lucky, and now the boy ALSO has to deal with having his friends resent him. It's Karma, payback, what-goes-up-must-come-down-and-kill-someone dynamics at work. He has what we call "STS" -- Sure Thing Syndrome. When you are in a relationship with a chick who you know you can always get some from, you lose that edge. But hey....that's life, isn't it?
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#165751 - 05/09/06 09:49 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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I'd jump on the "luke in love" sympathizer bandwagon as well if he didn't try to keep his edge by giving pornstars and their families personal info and contact information, even if it was just myspace profiles. I hear luke is also using small kittens as a source of food, thats a little bit of a turnoff too.
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#165752 - 05/09/06 10:33 AM
Re: Luke, lukewarm and bland.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Wow,this shit is right out of left field
The cage has become congratulatory bum slaps and vapid elaborations. When CAOH becomes the most regular thread starter you know something is wrong, no matter how humorously demented and delightfully self loathing his threads are.
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#165754 - 05/09/06 11:47 AM
Re: Luke, lukewarm and bland.
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Wow,this shit is right out of left field
I mean ,you guys are acting as if you have never been pussy-whipped.Come on you know how it is.You think you are doing your best work when in reality that super-tang has permeated every fiber of your being and softened whatever edge you had with-LOVE You know it's not as if Luke has a final tally at the end of the day to chart his slide like Tiger Woods. As a friend you are supposed to take a guy aside and feed him this info gently.
This is the kind of thing that can come back to get you if you should be fortunate enough to get some bomb-assed pussy
Bish I agree, except:
1. This sort of thing happens when you're 17, not late 30s/early 40s.
2. We've had a few DUC pity-parties here in the Cage before, when he was really going off the deep end after Holly's New Year's party. I think four months of p-whip syndrome is plenty...time to get the edge back and quit deferring to Gene Ross (G-D when has that ever happened before?)
3. DUC's pretty good at compartmentalizing his writings in different blogs...usually. Sometimes some Jew-jargon leaks out from lukef-rd dot net to LiB, etc, etc. Can't he just start another blogspot account and post all his Holly-talk there? When something pornworthy happens, like Holly doing a little more just "lubing the pussy," yeah, we'll wanna know that!
4. DUC's life is the internet as far as 99% of us are concerned, so taking him aside quietly really isn't part of the deal.
Personally, I think DUC needs to find a not-so-nice Jewish girl who can service him unless he nuts hurt, and isn't linked to porn.
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#165756 - 05/09/06 12:17 PM
Re: Luke, lukewarm and bland.
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Jesus Christ you are a fucking drip...so start some of your own threads fucktard.
Funny, you might want to double check but I think you are responding in one of my threads....
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#165757 - 05/09/06 01:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Jesus Christ you are a fucking drip...so start some of your own threads fucktard.
Funny, you might want to double check but I think you are responding in one of my threads....
LMFAO you are a funny lil fucker.
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#165758 - 05/10/06 01:06 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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chicken---it may just be some strange cosmic-alignment if you're from california, but you may have lit a fire under luke like the germans did his ancestors-by-adoption.
now he's calling out tt boy as having the clap. i'd like to think it's fundamentally a response to chickenmaster.
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#165759 - 05/10/06 01:26 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/19/04
Posts: 249
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Props to the chicken man. He did light a fire under me.
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#165760 - 05/10/06 04:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Props to the chicken man. He did light a fire under me.
Bring back the suit.
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#165761 - 05/10/06 06:23 AM
Lukewarm...TT Boy's Penis Pestilence
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Props to the chicken man. He did light a fire under me.
Well, I'd like to know who EXACTLY TT Cro-magnon-BOY has given the shit to?
And WHY isnt HE Banned/Quarantined...
Yet another MIND-Boggling aspect about the porn Biz...is it a calculated decision? I mean help me out here, seriously, correct me and / or chime in where I am wayyyy off base.
You have young hot chicks making the conscious decision to fuck on film, doing all manner of unnatural, unspeakable sexual depravity, for $XXXX.XX dollars. In this decision, there seems to be BUILT in "calculated" risk...it seems our young ejaculation Idols ACCEPT that they may get all manner of STDs in earning that $xxxx.xx check. Comfort is derived in that the one LETHAL disease, AIDS, is seriously tested for and given the utmost priority. Still the tests are as much as 30 days old, AND they are ONLY a snap shot in time of that MOMENT, just like ANY Blood test.
So...how does a young porn chick rationalize, or even blow off, the fact that she very well may be acquiring the CLAP, Chlamydia, Warts/Herpes etc in exchange for, or lets say $1800??? And this, mind you, is generally chicks who have NO health insurance. So you come down with Gonnorhea...what does it cost you to go and see a doctor, get the tests, work up and diagnosis done (and done correctly), get the antibiotics and stay out of work while you knock the infection down and out. I see a lot of nightmare scenarios here...
I am reminded of the scene from Studio 54, where Ryan Philipe's character cant pay for the anitbiotics he needs to take care of his dripping dick syndrome, and the old hag/coke fiend shows up to pay for the drugs. I wonder if in real life he would have had to stick his young penis into her old, dried up twat after he was cured of the disease. YOU KNOW if it was a Young Girl and OLDER man, that they would have been making it as soon as she was clean.
So where was I....why is TT Abomination still working if he is spreading such pestilence?
I actually feel a twinge/pang of uneasiness for the young porn whores who everyday must subject themselves to these potential Dicks O' Death....female to MALE transmission of some of the nastier diseases is far more RARE than Male to Female.
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#165762 - 05/10/06 06:26 AM
Re: Lukewarm...TT Boy's Penis Pestilence
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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he's got a company. HIV was transmitted shooting his product. he fights sharks for fun, sharon mitchell's degree is worth less than one real college course in community health, she's an "ex" junkie, avn lies, aim lies, talent gets sick, tt makes money.
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#165763 - 05/10/06 06:45 AM
Re: Lukewarm...TT Boy's Penis Pestilence
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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he's got a company. HIV was transmitted shooting his product. he fights sharks for fun, sharon mitchell's degree is worth less than one real college course in community health, she's an "ex" junkie, avn lies, aim lies, talent gets sick, tt makes money.
This is fucked up...DOESNT ANYONE see the house of cards this all represents? I mean the joyous, wild sexual abandon of 18-22 year old chicks that all these porn viewing perverts watch and jerk off to...where 2 chicks will be happily allowing 4, 5, 6 or more dicks to be inserted and re-inserted over and over again into ALL their holes, facilitating MAXIMUM microorganism exchange and exposure over a 4-6 hour (or more) shoot...is it really worth it?? How much Money exactly is TT Borg making???
What about when the pleasure is over, the fun is DONE...the orgasms the chicks had (assuming they achieved climax) along with the $2000 dollars an average chick might have been paid for such a multi dick scene have come and gone: (1) it is 2 days later and the two chicks are DEATHLY Ill with E-Coli from the ATM and ATOGN action and they have barfed up so much that they are puking BLOOD. (2) It is 7 days later and both chicks have the most Itching, inflamed twats they ever had in their life...(3) It is 6 weeks since the shoot and Lo and behold one of the chicks has had a 6 day fever and diarrhea....what could it be?? Doesnt all this fuck with your minds?
I am serious people....do you porn performers wonder EVERYTIME you get flu-like symptoms whether this might "be it"??? You can rationalize it all you want....is working a regular job and only having five pairs of shoes, and only going out and clubbing a couple times a MONTH really soooo bad in lieu of your health, and having peace of mind?
I guess not....that is why I can accept the rationale of people being Sex hogs (nymphomaniacs and sex addicts) and doing PORN for that reason more so than merely the Money. I am going to start another thread about sex addicts/nymphos and Porn, and the whole OSTRICH strategy of dealing with disease
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#165764 - 05/10/06 10:01 AM
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
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Props to the chicken man. He did light a fire under me.
I'm always the one that shows up with the gas canister, think Mr. Blonde from Reservoir Dogs.
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#165765 - 05/12/06 12:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Luke is off his lithium, lets all pray right about now...something tells me something REALLY big is gonna happen in the next 2 years, give or take 18 months....I can feel it. From Lukeisback.com: Quote:
Ben Sullivan notices and appreciates that I've lost 20 pounds (from not taking my lithium).
Seriously Luke, this was a doctor approved Medication Interruption, Yes?
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#165766 - 05/18/06 12:14 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Luke is off his lithium, lets all pray right about now...something tells me something REALLY big is gonna happen in the next 2 years, give or take 18 months....I can feel it.
From Lukeisback.com:
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Ben Sullivan notices and appreciates that I've lost 20 pounds (from not taking my lithium).
Seriously Luke, this was a doctor approved Medication Interruption, Yes?
I doubt its doctor approved. I think he thought he looked bloated on the cover of LA Weekly.
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#165767 - 05/18/06 12:21 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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It's pretty sad that the only time Luke puts anything noteworthy out is when someone in porn either goes to jail, dies, or becomes infected with some disease thats going to cause their death.
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#165768 - 05/18/06 02:13 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
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I stopped going there ages ago. If I have to read another post on his site about Holly fucking Randall and her family I'll  Yes, Holly is hot Tomali, but enoughs enough. Until she does a scene that is. Did I read somewhere that Luke is australian? God no.....
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#165770 - 05/18/06 06:34 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Kelly Steele is hilarious!
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#165771 - 05/18/06 08:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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I can say this as one who has been mentioned on L.I.B a couple of times due to my row with a model who I used to mentor, and also having been flamed by the Canadian wannabe now living in the UK, Kelly Steele on her poor attempt to start a UK version of L.I.B.
You mean her "porn dictionary" didn't have you at "hello?" LOL...what a stupid hooker. 
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#165772 - 05/18/06 10:40 PM
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ADT regular
Registered: 05/02/06
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I would rather claw my own eyes out than read another Holly Randall/Mary Carey/Kendra Jade story. He's slowly killing us all with that shit.
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#165775 - 05/19/06 03:10 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Hey Holly. Photograph any naked women today?
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#165779 - 05/19/06 07:12 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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i think luke actually looks better with a few extra pounds on him. it's like he's a bobble-head doll, his head is way too big for his body. he's still scrumptious, i'd do him.
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