Smelly monkey, maybe you're right.

I guess asking Ron Jeremy to act more like Vanilla Ice is absurd.

The irony in that statement is simply off the charts.

Thing is, Mr. Jeremy, in his interviews, comes off as this really nice guy who has a Master's Degree in Special Education and who got into porn as a 'fluke' because he had a big dick and wasn't the greatest actor.

So, he gets you on his side. What a sweet, underrated guy.

Then, you see him asking a girl's fiance for permission to get her to take off her top, while PROMISING that she won't be touched. Then, when the girl herself says 'no', he refuses to stop.

It's schizophrenic, I guess.

The odd thing is...if he didn't act like such a begging, groping, pushy, hairball...he probably would have gotten the result he wanted.

A little more 'cool' on his part would go a long way.

Be nice...be like Ice...Ron.

(In a million years, I never thought I'd be telling someone to look up to Vanilla Ice- but there it is.)

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