After watching the newest mega-hit, WB's 'The Surreal Life', I've come to a few conclusions about Ron Jeremy.

It seems there are two of them.

There is the Ron Jeremy who knows how to be a gentleman when being interviewed...and then there is the Ron Jeremy who is a two-faced sack of shit, hitting on a girl who has a fiance, after speaking with him on the telephone.

I don't know about you guys, but I know a lot of girls like Tracy Bingham. They boast about how 'crazy' they are, and how they love to take off their clothes. Any guy who's actually had Relationships with women knows that most of the time, this is bullshit.

It's pretty apparent why Mr. Jeremy is still single.

He is completely clueless as to how women think, feel, and operate. Just because you have a big dick, don't mean you understand women.

From his constant, pathetic groping of the two girls on the show, it isn't hard to see why Ginger Lynn accused him of rape. The guy simply doesn't know when to back off.

Yes, I've seen his documentary, and yes, Mr. Jeremy fooled me, too.

He also fooled Tammy Faye, who has turned out to be one of the two most likable people on the show.

Erik Estrada is nice. Tracielle is cute, but talentless, and I have no idea why she's on the show. Tracy is another story. It seems she's actually trying to keep her relationship going with her fiance, as Mr. Jeremy keeps groping and groping and groping.

The star of the show, in my opinion, has turned out to be Mr. Rob Van Winkle, who is better known as Vanilla Ice.

Thus far, Mr. Van Winkle has turned down the advances of the slutty Tracielle, openly telling her about his wife and children. He also befriended the very sweet Tammy Faye, and was sincerely touched by Tammy's words at her book signing.

I thought his sincerity uplifting.

On the last show, he even let down his guard a bit, and sang his classic tune at a karaoke bar. The guy still has boatloads of talent, and I'm sure he'll be a huge star again very soon.

But what was most impressive about Mr. Van Winkle was his respect for women. Women dig men who know how to treat them, and I'm sure women across America are noticing.

I feel a certain kinship with Mr. Van Winkle. And, as you know, my wife and I have been married almost ten years. Of course, since we have girlfriends, we are a bit different than Mr. Van Winkle and his wife, but nonetheless, we both deeply respect and love women.

I have no idea, however, where Ron Jeremy is coming from.

He's making porn look bad, and making an ass out of himself.

Will the real Ron Jeremy please stand up.

Is he the responsible, sober, respectful adult film star...

...or is he just a fat, hairy rapist?

He may be both.

Maybe Ginger Lynn was telling the truth.

Either way, Mr. Jeremy could sure use some schooling from Mr. Van Winkle about how to treat women.

Stay tuned for the re-emergence of an old star, and the fall of an old one.

Vanilla Ice will rise again, while Ron Jeremy falls to the gutter. And who's to say what will become of Tammy Faye? I found her sympathetic treatment of gays to be wonderful. What a sweetheart.

The Outsider

I guess when you can make a living in the adult biz as long as he has, you can then bitch about him. He's survived far longer than most.He defies the required "look" and he keeps getting work. Sounds like a success to me! Whassa matter??? Jealous???

Jealous, I'm certainly not.

My beef is that every time people try to make porn more acceptable to mainstream America, someone like Ron gets into American homes and makes porners look bad.

If the tables were turned, and Rob Van Winkle were actually the 'porn star', things would be better.

If people don't want to take off their clothes, they shouldn't be pressured. If people don't want to cheat on their fiances, they shouldn't be pressured.

Ron looked pretty good until the last episode, at the nudist resort in Palm Springs. The nudists behaved better than Ron. That is, except for the moron with the video camera. I don't know how they allowed that, most of the time they boot guys like that out.

I guess it's just another reason why porn won't ever really become mainstream, and I guess that's my beef.

I talked to my mom and dad about it.

They said, "Who was that old guy who kept trying to rape that poor girl who was sleeping? Someone needs to do something about him."

I don't think they were 'jealous' either.

The Outsider

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM who wants porn to be acceptable?. If janet jackson flashing her nork at the superbowl almost lands her in jail that should answer your question about the chances of pron becoming acceptable in america. 1 over zealous relgious person will spend the same amount of time and energy into proving porn is evil then 100 people who are for porn would. So the quacks are always going to be heard and society unfortunatly has to listen. But the fact you saying the hedgehog acting more like a gentleman would give porn a better name is insane and i would like to be the first person to urinate on that idea.

Smelly monkey, maybe you're right.

I guess asking Ron Jeremy to act more like Vanilla Ice is absurd.

The irony in that statement is simply off the charts.

Thing is, Mr. Jeremy, in his interviews, comes off as this really nice guy who has a Master's Degree in Special Education and who got into porn as a 'fluke' because he had a big dick and wasn't the greatest actor.

So, he gets you on his side. What a sweet, underrated guy.

Then, you see him asking a girl's fiance for permission to get her to take off her top, while PROMISING that she won't be touched. Then, when the girl herself says 'no', he refuses to stop.

It's schizophrenic, I guess.

The odd thing is...if he didn't act like such a begging, groping, pushy, hairball...he probably would have gotten the result he wanted.

A little more 'cool' on his part would go a long way.

Be nice...be like Ice...Ron.

(In a million years, I never thought I'd be telling someone to look up to Vanilla Ice- but there it is.)

The Outsider

maybe that wookie Jeremy has had so much pussy he has forgotten where to draw the line... Like he thinks he can fuck every bitch now failing to realize in his flab-riddled mind that not all chicks are porn babes waiting to do a scene with his sasquatch-like existance.

LOL.

That's some funny shit there.

Yeah, maybe it's different for a 'wookie sasquatch'.

Made me shoot soda out my nose, ya did.

Spit take! LOL.

By the way, what ever happened with that Ginger Lynn accusation? Did she just drop it, or what?

I bet after watching that show, if she did, Ginger's sitting back, saying, 'See, I told ya so!'

Does Ginger ever visit this board?

Hey Ginger, what do you say about the 'wookie sasquatch'?

The Outsider

Rob Van Winkle rules... he represents the Hatchet all the time on that show.

Jeez....

Whoever thinks that Jeremy is forcing himself on the baywatch babe or the other drunken slut has never hung out with the psycho bitches here in LA.

That baywatch cunt has at least 10 different personalities, my favorite being the one she assumes when her WALLET (fiance) is around.

It's great for laughs!

The only reason Ron Jeremy continues to get jobs is because he's one of the few white guys with a HUGE cock.