Jealous, I'm certainly not.

My beef is that every time people try to make porn more acceptable to mainstream America, someone like Ron gets into American homes and makes porners look bad.

If the tables were turned, and Rob Van Winkle were actually the 'porn star', things would be better.

If people don't want to take off their clothes, they shouldn't be pressured. If people don't want to cheat on their fiances, they shouldn't be pressured.

Ron looked pretty good until the last episode, at the nudist resort in Palm Springs. The nudists behaved better than Ron. That is, except for the moron with the video camera. I don't know how they allowed that, most of the time they boot guys like that out.

I guess it's just another reason why porn won't ever really become mainstream, and I guess that's my beef.

I talked to my mom and dad about it.

They said, "Who was that old guy who kept trying to rape that poor girl who was sleeping? Someone needs to do something about him."

I don't think they were 'jealous' either.

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