Hey, you know...this thread actually has me thinking. Someone should do a "Newlyweds with Nick and Jessica" styled porn series, maybe one called "Who Wants To Marry A Porn Queen?" Every episode could deal with the hilarious and heartwarming misadventures of the couple. His boss is coming over for dinner; she's just done a double anal in a porn film his boss rented. The fun never stops...

So what do you say, Kelly? I think we have a million seller and you'd do a far better job as "America's Sweetheart" than Jessica Simpson.