Ah, but Gen, you can tell the driver to run old ladies off the road and escape blame. It's kind of like playing a "Death Race 3000" video game...

Fayner really kind of ruined that website. It was better when Martin Brimmer and Duke Floored ran it. These days it's like listening to one's naked, stoned neighbors who think they're funnier and hotter than they are. Some days it's cool, and Taylor is hot, but most days I just walk away thinking I've wasted 10 minutes I will never get back.

And there is something one can sniff that's a tea leaf of some sort which is legal and approaches cocaine effects. Damn if I can remember what, though. I just know people shouldn't eat morning glory seeds. Saw a kid nearly buy it from those.