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ummm...she doesnt even own a car my friend, now you think she is Rockefeller.....wait let me guess, you think its so she can put all her money into CD's and money market accounts. i will come up with a comeback for you!


Dude! You gotta be joking...nobody puts liquidity into a time deposit unless the yield curve is inverted!

Seriously, I checked the Blue Book value of a 1-year old Explorer with average condition/mileage/features, etc...trade in value of around $15M. And I think $500M is overstated, she did around 150 scenes, assume $1800 per defilement = around $270M. Still nice bank, but not a half mil.

Anyway, comparing the SUV to a whore's net worth, I performed the following "back of the envelope" assessment:
Trace elements in body: $7.25
Cash: $25.17
Black market value of corneas: $500 per.
Unconsumed meth: $54.90
Dignity: $0.00
Moral compass: $0.00