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You Chicken Master have been missing lately... where ya been?




I needed a haircut and brisk walk, you know shooting the breeze with the criminally insane.




The hair getting out of hand like Charles Manson? But I hear ya. Nice to see you make a pit stop. Just don't disappear again without some damage.

Willie... I fear my demon spawns may grow larger than me in my womb after a 50 man creampie. I wouldn't wanna look like that dude in Mexico with an enlarged nut sack. Then I'd have stretch marks... that's like the end of a porn star gone prostitute for $1000 an hour with Pamela Peaks. I can't afford to be a 300$ an hour whore. While other whores need the green backs for their I need the benji's for my cancerous tumor (labotomy).