Definition of irony:

Guy steps in insulting a poster. Poster retorts and returns fire, mocking him openly by calling him a chronically celibate masturbator...which in this place is like making altar boy jokes at the Vatican. Guy then realizes he has stepped into the ring with the proverbial Muhammad Ali of insults and snaps. Guy then threatens to ban him.

Here's my theory: Y'all need to get laid for real. All this deep-seated anger toward women, and porn stars who provide your edification and enjoyment, is just pure misogyny and hatred brought on by the fact that in most cases, a woman's not touched your penis in decades. Get laid and a lot of that anger may dissipate.

In any case - in case I'm banned - Kelly, you rock. Hang in there, baby, and don't let the bastards grind you down.