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Dude, what part of "I think she has a boyfriend" did you not catch?




If you were serious about fucking her, that wouldn't matter.

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...and I think she prefers black men.




Ever see a minstrel show? You aren't out of options yet.



On the serious side: Why bother if her coalburner tendencies exclude you from getting up her ass? At least you know it's her and not you. You should move on, bro.

Earn some money, find some better slut, and have a good laugh ten years down the road when you're living well and she's used up her porn cash, her body has fallen to shit, and she's living off welfare wondering when her "Babies' Daddy be?"

Purely to offend the n00b, enjoy this educational and ultra politically incorrect cartoon: