Brilliant riposte, Willie! Wow, Jay Leno will be calling any second to hire you as a writer.

Wait, what am I saying? Jay Leno sucks and is unfunny. He might actually hire you.

And bans don't frighten me; one, I wasn't saying anything that bad, so a ban is damn silly...and two, I have a life, so I'll just go find other stuff to do.

(Like have sex with an actual female, something many around here evidently know nothing about.)