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One more thing to the guy arguing about pregnancy and fatherhood...I know a graduate student here who just found out she was pregnant. She has NO IDEA who the father is because she pulled two trains at two different parties two days apart. She's no porn star. She just got drunk and got busy. I'd suspect adult actresses are a lot more careful about birth control than your average party girl.




I'd like to believe that. It's intuitive, but you need to take into account the following factors:

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Unfortunately for you, Kelly probably thinks of you as a friend, which dramatically drops your chances of getting to bang her. Study your Tom Leykis, dude.