Nope. Just a friend. We shoot the shit every now and again. Clever use of that Starbucks metaphor, though...the old "extra cream" pun for semen hasn't been used, like, a thousand times, has it? And actually, I just broke up with someone - not Kelly - but have crushed on her for a while. Of course, you're on here as a brief respite from all the women beating down your door, n'est pas?