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I always ask God why the good whores die young. Why decrepit dinowhores like Nina Hartley & Pamela Peaks are still with us. It seems so unfair.

The only thing that gets me by is knowing that Britney is in a better place now. She may have left us but Britney has gone to the big bukkake set in the sky.

So today, whether you're performing or just banging out your date, lets all spill a little semen in honor of this fallen whore.





I can see the 12 apostles surrounding her, their robes hiked up, baptizing her in a different way.,
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."