Imagine if attempting to speak while one's face is impaled by cock could be granted special status as a new language!

Porn that depicts such utterances would be piped into homes across America with English subtitles and be considered "art"...

"To see the English translation, please press the EAP button on your remote"

How about a scene where Ashley Blue is trying to teach some girl with a cock in her mouth "English as a second language" and offering a running critique of how well she's able to approximate English as she gags, drools and spits each word out?