I suggest subtitles during the preternaturally pistoning peni induced UPSIDEDOWN women head gagging/vomiting/retching/wheeezing/inarticulate protesting. The subtitles shall be identified as Translations, Gagese to English if you will. The woman would make bizarre and alarming noises as the peni relentized her head, and the subtitles below the image would inform us that the noises are communicating "Daddy, why didn't you love me more?" and such sentiments as Toner Malish is so good at coming up with.

I am ashamed to admit it but your idea has stroke value.

Hello, Mr. Mike. How've you been?
If my ideas have stroke value, I believe it is a genetic family legacy because ever since I can remember I recognized the enormous stroke value of my Momma. This is both a very stupid joke and the truth because I honestly did peek at my mother through the cracks in the poorly done framing of our bathroom door as a boy while I masturbated. Many times. I'm serious. I've never even told therapists this, court ordered or voluntary. I tell you this because you people are my only true friends and I always feel a great warmth and relaxation and comfort of ease in myself when I interact with you folks. I love each and every one of you dearly. If anything bad happens to any of you I wiull immediately commit suicide.

As a new poster on xxxpt, I'd like to say hello to all fellow freaks here. I've read posts over here for ages, and enjoyed the particualr brand of insanity that pervades these threads. In particular, CAOH's posts never fail to absolutely crack me up!

I LOVE this idea of an English translation appearing on the bottom of the screen while the girls are attempting to talk with their mouths full. I've always loved when the guy tells the girl to say this or that or even better, to sing a song while he's stuffing his cock down her throat. Posting the english translation would be both hilarious and hot at the same time.

The possibilities are endless... How about Shakespeare? - Have the girl try to recite a well-known speech, like "To be or not to be..." and see how badly it gets mangled in the translation. Awesome.

I like where this is going, and JM just might be the guys to get it done.

Imagine if attempting to speak while one's face is impaled by cock could be granted special status as a new language!

Porn that depicts such utterances would be piped into homes across America with English subtitles and be considered "art"...

"To see the English translation, please press the EAP button on your remote"

How about a scene where Ashley Blue is trying to teach some girl with a cock in her mouth "English as a second language" and offering a running critique of how well she's able to approximate English as she gags, drools and spits each word out?

Will they give him any royalties? Maybe that is asking him to mcuh maybe just credit him in the movie as a creative consultant or something.