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before you read this...appreciate the irony. just before i posted this, i read an ad from some other dude who got burned by this bitch before she came to my place. so buddy...this one is for you!

i had a bitch over tonight who calls herself Mckenzi. this bitch pulled the typical "cash first, and now i need more" routine. the bitch said that the cash only gets me a dance. i am not the dude that whores want to pull this card with. this is how i deal with a whore who tries to rob me.

as soon as the bitch started in with more money, i looked her firmly in the eyes and said, please do not try to rob me. "rob you"? she says with a stupid, whore look on her face. "i am worth way more than this"

this...by the way, was 300 bucks. so, as soon as she said that, i grabbed that bitch's fucking neck and socked her, dead center in the nose,totally breaking it... and started dragging her half-conscious ass towards the door, by her raggedy blonde hair, as she mumbled something about her body gaurd out front. right when i got to the door, i kicked her in her stomach just for shits and giggles, but also so that she slumped over my knee. i pulled my 300 bucks back out of her ass pocket. looked out my window to see if her pimp was there and he was...but far enough away from the door.

i swung open the door and threw that robbing bitch out of my house. the pimp was a fucking beast. i am a little guy. this fat batard's eyes damn near popped out of his melon fucking head. I yelled out, get lost big boy! and slammed the door.

then, i did what i usually do in a situation like this. i immediately and calmly walked into my bedroom and pulled my glock nine out from it's casing. it was a gift to me from my uncle, bless his soul. no sooner did I cock it, did the big boy kick my front door open. i could see him from my hallway but he was looking in my living room.
i yelled out "hey!" and as he turned toward me, i popped off a round into his belly. he staggard back against the door and stumbled right back out from where he came. then i went to the front door and he was bent over on my walkway...so i kick him in his ass and sent him face-first into the concrete. told the whore that if she didn't get herself and this fat hunk of shit off my property, i'd pop both of 'em, for good. She was remarkably resourceful, getting this hunk of shit back into their chevy blazer, with her shattered nose.

that bitch won't work for at least 2 months with that face. and big boy will probably think twice about pimping a ROB, next time. he will undeinably think twice about kicking open someone's door. this i guarantee.

and if either one of you two are reading this and are thinking of coming back for more, or sending someone over here...know this...i'll be waiting for you cock-sucking, mutherfuckers. bring it the fuck on!

and that's the way ya gotta be in this game, brothers. hard core.

hard fucking core...every goddamn step of the way.

and that...is how to handle a rob, quickly and professionally.
don't take any shit from these bithces guys! remember, you hold the upper card. you can always get a refund. ya just gotta have some balls.

having said that...i treat professional providers like goddesses. i would never be forceful or rude or anything. they are my absolute favorite kind of woman and i have so much respect for their pussies. but this bithc here...and other robs....you'll never get my money.
cunts.

peace,
-i'm out

Maybe this is her. Says she is in LA as well as Vegas.
http://las-vegas-escorts.worldclassplaymates.com/escorts/ent019.htm

What about the police? Didn't somebody hear the gunfire? Didn't the man get medical attention for the bullet wound in his abdomen?

What a load of bullshit.

My Hero!

Phlog,

I find the story a tad over the top given the sheeple aren't allowed to own weapons in the PRK However, in case the clown obtained a blackmarket gun, I betcha he owned a POS like this one