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Everyone, listen. We've got to get E.T. to his spaceship. If we can just get E.T. to his spaceship and say our tearful goodbyes, everything's going to be alright.

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I would eat E.T. because his neck looks meaty and he would stretch out perfectly for slow roasting on a spit. Everything's always alright when my belly is full.

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Word? Well then I guess I would have to fuck e.t. because everything is aaiight when I'm lighting that post-coital cigarette