MILF Money 2
On the second release of this new series I’m beginning to realize that you could almost call it Pornstar MILFS like a new perspective on two phenomena that often cross paths more than most fans know or care to know. What got me thinking this way was that I always just assumed the internet MILFs-idea was just a bunch of zany hogwash to get rich quick because I figured they just used any babe running through the pro-am circuit for kicks and cash whether they be mothers or not. Well, the first thing you’ll probably notice about this release is the participation of the strangely pretty Brandi Lyons who is obviously a babe with a good number of gonzo titles under her belt. But then wtf, some porn stars are somebody’s parents, which doesn’t always have to be a scary thought like in the case of the Stagliano family. However, I actually listened to the pre-scene blab this time and Brandi honestly appears to be genuinely cool and likewise a responsible parent, but it’s a thought that never even occurred to me over all these months watching her chug gigantic boners every so often.
Overall, I’m like who cares (?), but the series must authenticate itself somehow to have any validity I guess. Sure I may be skewed from watching too much screwing, but I like to think I’m a reasonable pervert where total degenerates would be drooling over the mere fact that the porno slut he is watching is actually somebody’s mom. That’s the new edge this series delivers and this fact brings me to momentarily ponder what porn stars gotta do to bring home the bacon via porkin’-fo’-alivin’. Hey, here’s a title up for grabs: “Porn Stars Pay Bills, Too”.... Just give me credit and get me a blowjob the next time I’m in the valley. But then again, fuck that part of reality like the rent.
Back to jizz-bizness the live long day where I gotta have fantasy in my reality like all those damn sugar lumps dissolving in my coffee... Brandi Lyons puts on a fire poker strokin’ show getting freak nasty with the animalistic Rod Fontana. I must admit I was having fun staring at her well-exploited bunger like it was the sun. She’s definitely your girl if you like A-cuppers with a cheerleader-cum-stripper look, but a slob like me likes ‘em a little more meaty like the magnificent Melanie Jagger. Sorry bout that, but don’t get me wrong the scene was still hot and shot rather nicely, thanks to Dick.
Finally, Darien Ross was kind of sexy; Amber Wood looks better on camera than on the cover and Bridgette Monroe has got some seriously large fabricated fakeos up top that made me say, “pass.” Anyway, MILF Money 2 gives me an inkling that this series is only going to continue improving knowing how goddamn hardcore my man Grip is. So I’ll wrap this mess up by boldly stating that I can usually tell if a babe is a porn star or stripper/dabbler/mother by the way they take a money shot. Pretty sad, huh? [Skin Tight Pictures via Legend video]