if i had scary dogs, i'd feed them gunpowder.

i wish i got to take home 100% of what i bill, but then again someone might take issue with my brain being full of hisexcellency posts for a few hundred an hour.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits