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#164823 - 05/04/06 11:15 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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#164826 - 05/04/06 02:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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JM Productions doesn't just degrade whores for your viewing pleasure. They also teach cultural awareness.
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#164828 - 05/04/06 04:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
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Bukkakes are inherently homo.
How do you mean they're homo? Please explain.
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#164834 - 05/05/06 02:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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ok, so it's queerer than holding hands with paul reubens and crying during the english patient. apparently bush hasn't disenfranchised the audience at all and the shit sells.
i'd sell gay asbestos to gay children if it was viable. well, i'm lying, but some people like to see lots of naked men ejaculate--it's the EU's version of sesame street for kids.
money means you never have to say you're sorry-if jeff's figured out how to take 60 bucks a month from closet-cases, he's fucking brilliant.
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#164835 - 05/05/06 05:17 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
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40-50 dudes standing around whacking off together where the dominant view is not, say, Missy Monroe writhing in rapidly cooling pasty ammoniac discharge, but rather the saggy, hairy, probably unwashed ass-meat of their fellow cum-spouts ... How can group masturbation in a fetid cloud of amateur pud-pilots, inhaling the heady stank of hot-wet pheremones as the blood rushes up past the prostate into your swelling glans, not be utterly ?
First, thanks for your explanation, BDC. I wonder if all those bukkake guys can describe the conditions in a room full of naked guys in such great detail as you could . Second, to answer your question, I would say it can't be utterly when the center of attention in the bukkake is the girl and when everyone is focused on coming on her.
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#164836 - 05/05/06 05:23 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
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Its that time again.We will be shooting American Bukkake and American Gokkun on 5-17,5-24,5-31 and 6-7 so call the american bukkake hotline at 818-709-4452 if you would like to jerk off on a pretty porn star and the best part is we pay you to do it.So what are you waiting for,call the bukkake hotline today.
So are all those 4 shoots going to be on the same DVD or will they be on separate ones? And, is "American Gokkun" going to be a new series?
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#164838 - 05/05/06 09:01 AM
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Registered: 06/20/04
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Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se. But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow? I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed
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#164839 - 05/05/06 11:09 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se.
But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow?
I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed
This is awesome, this post right here! I mean, people, read, and re-read it...it speaks VOLUMES on what Porn can, and does represent in the meaning of people's lives. This is a POWERFUL statement...all of life, all of one's accomplishments, all of one's family priorities, takes a back seat to experiencing, for 15-20 minutes TOPS, doing to oneself what one has done since age 13, (i.e. jerk off into/onto the person of a woman who one does not know personally, nor will know, beyond that moment of ejaculation.)
INCREDIBLE! See how simple life is....? Plus, this HAS to instill in the girls of american bukkake (and their spouses/boyfriends) a sense of pride that is almost supernatural.
Yo, chicks of American Bukkake 1 thru 29, speak up...!!!!! Do you, when looking in the mirror everyday doing your makeup, or trying clothes on in the mall that you buy with the 900 bucks JM pays you for letting societal dregs jerk off on you....do you actually feel a tingly senssation in your lower abdomen knowing that there are 45-50 men roaming thru society who, at least several times a week when they jerk off, are reminiscing about that moment during the American Bukkake shoot, those 10-15 seconds of ejaculatory bliss, where THEY were the center of your world?
Next week's question: If this guy had to choose between feeding his dog Moist, slightly more expensive Alpo or dry, crappy food if the few bucks saved meant being able to jerk off into Sierra Sinn/Miss Meadow/Hillary Scott/Hailey Young/Missy Monroe, etc etc etc...which would he choose? Would his dog be sucking his food down nice and smooth or chomping and spewing bits all over the place?
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#164840 - 05/05/06 11:41 AM
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Registered: 06/20/04
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I have to say. I do have a pretty good life, but I'm in college right now and don't have much money to spare
It's been a pretty shitty year for me and being able to participate in this would definitely be cool. I've got it down to about $750 for the whole trip minus the money Jeff is offering for "donations."
I'm definitely gonna be there, but need to know the best date for a probable cum drinker soon because I gotta go to Atlanta for the AIM test. If I wait until next weekend, then the 17th is definitely out.
So, hook a bro up Mr. Stewart. Which day should I cum???
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#164842 - 05/06/06 06:49 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 06/20/04
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Okay, so I just wanted to clarify something here. The Gokkun type bukkake can be one of two varieties. 1. The woman leans back with her mouth open and swallows each load individually. Although, I am a fan of bukkake in general, I prefer to have the woman collect the cum in a glass/ bowl/ beaker/ bong and then drink it all down at the end. 2. That is the other type of Gokkun. Typically, the studios try to raise the bar a little higher each time. I think the last recorded woman to drink cum in this type of Bukkake managed somewhere around 250ml (that is the same volume of a standard soda can in case you were wondering ) I would definitely love to be there for that. However, I also need to relieve myself of this monster load I have been working up since this thread was first posted. For almost two days now I have deprived myself of the typical "release." I am trying to work up a personal record load to bring with me. I guess I should get there a little early so that I can get as close to the front as possible. I'm gonna try to hold onto it, but the aching in my sack makes me think I will be doing good to make it until the 17th. But, hey even if I don't get to have my cum swallowed, I'm sure I will enjoy laying a big fat one (or three or four) for humanity I really want to buy my airfare ASAP though. My conscience is almost nagging me. Of course you can't just tell everyone that your gonna go spray a load on some random pornstar next week. But actually, I think that is making this all the more fun. The only person who knows I am doing this thinks I am depraved for enjoying watching women drink cum from a glass anyway, so I don't think he's too suprised Anyway, I'll pony up for the ticket as soon as I hear something from Jeff. Till then, I'm gonna try to keep this load from blowing the side of my sack out
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#164846 - 05/06/06 11:07 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I've called and made travel arrangements for the 'American Bukkake' shoot. I'll be at the 'Bukkake'
I don't believe you for a second, don't you fucking lie to us.
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#164847 - 05/07/06 12:12 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/25/04
Posts: 93
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American Gokkun........ Im sure the turn out for this one will be alot better then any bukkake turn out, Ill be there. The next lev starts here.
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#164850 - 05/08/06 09:22 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se.
But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow?
I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed
The swallowing scenes will be shot on 5-31 and 6-7 and will be for American Gokkum.The frist two shoot dates will be for American Bukkake and will be non swallowing scenes.
This is awesome news!
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#164851 - 05/08/06 10:26 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
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The swallowing scenes will be shot on 5-31 and 6-7 and will be for American Gokkum.The frist two shoot dates will be for American Bukkake and will be non swallowing scenes.
It really is a good time to be a fan of bukkake. I would totally be a bukkake boy but if my mom found out she would disown me. Like most black women of her age she is very cristian.
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#164852 - 05/08/06 02:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 153
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The swallowing scenes will be shot on 5-31 and 6-7 and will be for American Gokkum.The frist two shoot dates will be for American Bukkake and will be non swallowing scenes.
Jeff - As a fan of Japanese perversions, I feel compelled to ask that you get the spelling right - it's "Gokkun", not "gokkum".
Now on to the important stuff - Can you get Sasha Knox back for an orgy of cumswallowing in the American Gokkun series?!
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#164855 - 05/09/06 11:45 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
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Maybe yall can get Jasmine Tame for one of the vids
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#164857 - 05/09/06 09:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
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jeff, since that's way below market-value for my genes in fluid form, am i allowed to bring either a cordless framing nailer or a hyena on set? should knox be there, max would seem like a good bet for a nobel in third-world-faggotry.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164858 - 05/09/06 09:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Yo, chicks of American Bukkake 1 thru 29, speak up...!!!!! Do you, when looking in the mirror everyday doing your makeup, or trying clothes on in the mall that you buy with the 900 bucks JM pays you for letting societal dregs jerk off on you.
Is that all an actress gets for letting half-a-hundred guys come on her? That's less than $20 per "strange guy" load!!
Granted it would've taken me 2 days of consulting to invoice that, and that many of girls likely would not likely gross $900 for 2 weeks of work if they had not entered the adult industry.
But, even so I myself would want MUCH MUCH more than $900 to have even 1 fugly, out-of-shape woman with too much body hair rubbing on me ... and I'm no male 'Flick Shagwell'.
And, Da Burglar ....
What makes you think that there aren't any guys who have already changed from "moist to dry" pet food to pay for porn site memberships, etc.?
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#164859 - 05/09/06 10:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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if i had scary dogs, i'd feed them gunpowder.
i wish i got to take home 100% of what i bill, but then again someone might take issue with my brain being full of hisexcellency posts for a few hundred an hour.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164860 - 05/09/06 10:16 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I see problems down the road. A kid needs a college education. She has dna results. Lots of them. I'm making it my job to see that none match mine.
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#164862 - 05/10/06 09:05 AM
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Registered: 11/13/05
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Who are the whores that are lined up for the shoots?
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#164863 - 05/10/06 09:29 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
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Tempting, very tempting. Although, I doubt many would like to see this has been whore on the first edition of Gokkum. I don't wanna burden the money making factor of it all. Perhaps the next one. Yet, thank you
I think this means Gen doesn't want to do the 31/05 but will do the 07/06 !
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#164866 - 05/10/06 10:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What makes you so sure Cassandra was/is a female? Or even a unique user? Just because Gagdaddy said it doesn't make it so.
I think it was Chickenmaster, and he just got tired of it after Longshot got banned. Like Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House.
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#164869 - 05/11/06 12:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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What makes you so sure Cassandra was/is a female? Or even a unique user? Just because Gagdaddy said it doesn't make it so.
Sir,I say sir are you calling me a liar?As a southern gentleman im sure you understand that you have insulted me and I now demaned satisfaction. (removes glove and slaps you with it)
I thought you'd like the hypnokook reference. How about this, from a southern gentleman: "I make shit to your mathers pussy!"
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