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Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se.

But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow?

I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed



This is awesome, this post right here! I mean, people, read, and re-read it...it speaks VOLUMES on what Porn can, and does represent in the meaning of people's lives. This is a POWERFUL statement...all of life, all of one's accomplishments, all of one's family priorities, takes a back seat to experiencing, for 15-20 minutes TOPS, doing to oneself what one has done since age 13, (i.e. jerk off into/onto the person of a woman who one does not know personally, nor will know, beyond that moment of ejaculation.)

INCREDIBLE! See how simple life is....? Plus, this HAS to instill in the girls of american bukkake (and their spouses/boyfriends) a sense of pride that is almost supernatural.

Yo, chicks of American Bukkake 1 thru 29, speak up...!!!!! Do you, when looking in the mirror everyday doing your makeup, or trying clothes on in the mall that you buy with the 900 bucks JM pays you for letting societal dregs jerk off on you....do you actually feel a tingly senssation in your lower abdomen knowing that there are 45-50 men roaming thru society who, at least several times a week when they jerk off, are reminiscing about that moment during the American Bukkake shoot, those 10-15 seconds of ejaculatory bliss, where THEY were the center of your world?

Next week's question: If this guy had to choose between feeding his dog Moist, slightly more expensive Alpo or dry, crappy food if the few bucks saved meant being able to jerk off into Sierra Sinn/Miss Meadow/Hillary Scott/Hailey Young/Missy Monroe, etc etc etc...which would he choose? Would his dog be sucking his food down nice and smooth or chomping and spewing bits all over the place?
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