ok, so it's queerer than holding hands with paul reubens and crying during the english patient. apparently bush hasn't disenfranchised the audience at all and the shit sells.


i'd sell gay asbestos to gay children if it was viable. well, i'm lying, but some people like to see lots of naked men ejaculate--it's the EU's version of sesame street for kids.

money means you never have to say you're sorry-if jeff's figured out how to take 60 bucks a month from closet-cases, he's fucking brilliant.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits