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#164822 - 05/04/06 09:02 AM Guys,we need your cum.....
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Its that time again.We will be shooting American Bukkake and American Gokkun on 5-17,5-24,5-31 and 6-7 so call the american bukkake hotline at 818-709-4452 if you would like to jerk off on a pretty porn star and the best part is we pay you to do it.So what are you waiting for,call the bukkake hotline today.
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#164823 - 05/04/06 11:15 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
bukkakefan1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
What's American Gokkun?

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#164824 - 05/04/06 11:41 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
kneegrow Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/01/06
Posts: 127
Loc: Canada
How much notice is there before the shoot pertaining to who the girl will be?

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#164825 - 05/04/06 02:02 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
pitchshifty Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/12/05
Posts: 100
Quote:

What's American Gokkun?




I think gokkun pertains more to swallowing mass amounts of cum rather than being drenched in it, like with traditional bukkake. It's a japanese porn thing.
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#164826 - 05/04/06 02:17 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
JM Productions doesn't just degrade whores for your viewing pleasure. They also teach cultural awareness.
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#164827 - 05/04/06 02:34 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Bukkakes are inherently homo. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I think the only one I ever really liked was the Flick Shagwell one.

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#164828 - 05/04/06 04:21 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
bukkakefan1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
Quote:

Bukkakes are inherently homo.



How do you mean they're homo? Please explain.

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#164829 - 05/04/06 05:53 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
40-50 dudes standing around whacking off together where the dominant view is not, say, Missy Monroe writhing in rapidly cooling pasty ammoniac discharge, but rather the saggy, hairy, probably unwashed ass-meat of their fellow cum-spouts ... How can group masturbation in a fetid cloud of amateur pud-pilots, inhaling the heady stank of hot-wet pheremones as the blood rushes up past the prostate into your swelling glans, not be utterly ?


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#164830 - 05/04/06 06:05 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
'Cause you need some cash when you get paroled. I bet that phone number circulates around the California penal system faster than a new Hustler.

...pun definitely intended...

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#164831 - 05/04/06 06:44 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

American Gokkun



OH yes yes yes!
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#164832 - 05/04/06 06:50 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
Loc: tricking blind lesbians in a f...
Quote:

Quote:

American Gokkun



OH yes yes yes!




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#164833 - 05/04/06 09:35 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
BustaNut Offline
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Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 11
Please let us know the line-up as soon as possible Jeff.

I wanted to drop a load so bad on Hailey's pretty face. But, I really need to be there to help "raise the bar." Being on the other side of the Missisippi means that I need to plan ahead to make sure I don't miss my chance!

Right now, the 31st is looking best for me. I sure hope that is gonna be the Gokkun night!

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#164834 - 05/05/06 02:59 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
ok, so it's queerer than holding hands with paul reubens and crying during the english patient. apparently bush hasn't disenfranchised the audience at all and the shit sells.


i'd sell gay asbestos to gay children if it was viable. well, i'm lying, but some people like to see lots of naked men ejaculate--it's the EU's version of sesame street for kids.

money means you never have to say you're sorry-if jeff's figured out how to take 60 bucks a month from closet-cases, he's fucking brilliant.
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#164835 - 05/05/06 05:17 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
bukkakefan1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
Quote:

40-50 dudes standing around whacking off together where the dominant view is not, say, Missy Monroe writhing in rapidly cooling pasty ammoniac discharge, but rather the saggy, hairy, probably unwashed ass-meat of their fellow cum-spouts ... How can group masturbation in a fetid cloud of amateur pud-pilots, inhaling the heady stank of hot-wet pheremones as the blood rushes up past the prostate into your swelling glans, not be utterly ?





First, thanks for your explanation, BDC. I wonder if all those bukkake guys can describe the conditions in a room full of naked guys in such great detail as you could .
Second, to answer your question, I would say it can't be utterly when the center of attention in the bukkake is the girl and when everyone is focused on coming on her.

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#164836 - 05/05/06 05:23 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
bukkakefan1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
Quote:

Its that time again.We will be shooting American Bukkake and American Gokkun on 5-17,5-24,5-31 and 6-7 so call the american bukkake hotline at 818-709-4452 if you would like to jerk off on a pretty porn star and the best part is we pay you to do it.So what are you waiting for,call the bukkake hotline today.



So are all those 4 shoots going to be on the same DVD or will they be on separate ones? And, is "American Gokkun" going to be a new series?

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#164837 - 05/05/06 08:41 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Quote:

Its that time again.We will be shooting American Bukkake and American Gokkun on 5-17,5-24,5-31 and 6-7 so call the american bukkake hotline at 818-709-4452 if you would like to jerk off on a pretty porn star and the best part is we pay you to do it.So what are you waiting for,call the bukkake hotline today.



So are all those 4 shoots going to be on the same DVD or will they be on separate ones? And, is "American Gokkun" going to be a new series?




2 of the scenes will be for American Bukkake and the other 2 will be in the new series American Gokkum.The fist two shoot dates are for the American Bukkake.
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#164838 - 05/05/06 09:01 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
BustaNut Offline
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Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 11
Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se.

But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow?

I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed

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#164839 - 05/05/06 11:09 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se.

But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow?

I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed




This is awesome, this post right here! I mean, people, read, and re-read it...it speaks VOLUMES on what Porn can, and does represent in the meaning of people's lives. This is a POWERFUL statement...all of life, all of one's accomplishments, all of one's family priorities, takes a back seat to experiencing, for 15-20 minutes TOPS, doing to oneself what one has done since age 13, (i.e. jerk off into/onto the person of a woman who one does not know personally, nor will know, beyond that moment of ejaculation.)

INCREDIBLE! See how simple life is....? Plus, this HAS to instill in the girls of american bukkake (and their spouses/boyfriends) a sense of pride that is almost supernatural.

Yo, chicks of American Bukkake 1 thru 29, speak up...!!!!! Do you, when looking in the mirror everyday doing your makeup, or trying clothes on in the mall that you buy with the 900 bucks JM pays you for letting societal dregs jerk off on you....do you actually feel a tingly senssation in your lower abdomen knowing that there are 45-50 men roaming thru society who, at least several times a week when they jerk off, are reminiscing about that moment during the American Bukkake shoot, those 10-15 seconds of ejaculatory bliss, where THEY were the center of your world?

Next week's question: If this guy had to choose between feeding his dog Moist, slightly more expensive Alpo or dry, crappy food if the few bucks saved meant being able to jerk off into Sierra Sinn/Miss Meadow/Hillary Scott/Hailey Young/Missy Monroe, etc etc etc...which would he choose? Would his dog be sucking his food down nice and smooth or chomping and spewing bits all over the place?
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#164840 - 05/05/06 11:41 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
BustaNut Offline
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Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 11
I have to say. I do have a pretty good life, but I'm in college right now and don't have much money to spare

It's been a pretty shitty year for me and being able to participate in this would definitely be cool. I've got it down to about $750 for the whole trip minus the money Jeff is offering for "donations."

I'm definitely gonna be there, but need to know the best date for a probable cum drinker soon because I gotta go to Atlanta for the AIM test. If I wait until next weekend, then the 17th is definitely out.

So, hook a bro up Mr. Stewart. Which day should I cum???


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#164841 - 05/05/06 03:08 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Mike Meatmaster Offline
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Which of the days will Holly Randall be the recipient?
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#164842 - 05/06/06 06:49 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
BustaNut Offline
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Registered: 06/20/04
Posts: 11
Okay, so I just wanted to clarify something here.

The Gokkun type bukkake can be one of two varieties.

1. The woman leans back with her mouth open and swallows each load individually. Although, I am a fan of bukkake in general, I prefer to have the woman collect the cum in a glass/ bowl/ beaker/ bong and then drink it all down at the end.

2. That is the other type of Gokkun. Typically, the studios try to raise the bar a little higher each time. I think the last recorded woman to drink cum in this type of Bukkake managed somewhere around 250ml (that is the same volume of a standard soda can in case you were wondering )

I would definitely love to be there for that. However, I also need to relieve myself of this monster load I have been working up since this thread was first posted. For almost two days now I have deprived myself of the typical "release." I am trying to work up a personal record load to bring with me.

I guess I should get there a little early so that I can get as close to the front as possible. I'm gonna try to hold onto it, but the aching in my sack makes me think I will be doing good to make it until the 17th.

But, hey even if I don't get to have my cum swallowed, I'm sure I will enjoy laying a big fat one (or three or four) for humanity

I really want to buy my airfare ASAP though. My conscience is almost nagging me. Of course you can't just tell everyone that your gonna go spray a load on some random pornstar next week. But actually, I think that is making this all the more fun.

The only person who knows I am doing this thinks I am depraved for enjoying watching women drink cum from a glass anyway, so I don't think he's too suprised

Anyway, I'll pony up for the ticket as soon as I hear something from Jeff. Till then, I'm gonna try to keep this load from blowing the side of my sack out

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#164843 - 05/06/06 01:47 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
bukkakefan1 Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/01/05
Posts: 154
So now that there are going to be the two separate series of "American Bukkake" and "American Gokkun", I wonder if the AB series will be entirely devoted to girls taking facials only and the AG series devoted to swallowing/drinking the cum. I thought there was a need to differentiate between the two. Fans who like seeing a girl's face get plastered with cum may not necessarily be a fan of seeing her swallow and vice versa, and I thought there had been too much emphasis recently placed, in the AB series, on swallowing and not enough on facials. I hope the new series will take care of this and so when fans go for an AB DVD vs an AG DVD, they'll have a better idea of what they're getting.

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#164844 - 05/06/06 04:44 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

American Gokkun



OH yes yes yes!




The whores, Jeff?
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#164845 - 05/06/06 07:55 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
I've called and made travel arrangements for the 'American Bukkake' shoot. The impacts of ejeculation are contingencies that the women cannot really prepare themselves for, they are instantaneous variable velocity and volume wise. I find the these reactions more riveting. A woman hesitating and swinging about a champagne glass of the ejaculate of many men is far lkess interesting for me, though I can see why some sick assholes may find this slow burn approach more compelling. I'll be at the 'Bukkake' and will save up for many days before hand, pneumatically priming myseldf playfully until my body is so agitated that it is angry. I'll burst in corporeal rage at the woman at this productions center. Just you watch, producers. Don't yell at me for getting in the light. Don't make jokes. If any faggots are in evidence I'll slice them with the nail cleaner part of my nail clippers, even though there is nothing wro9ng with it.


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#164846 - 05/06/06 11:07 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
John Floofin Offline
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Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Quote:

I've called and made travel arrangements for the 'American Bukkake' shoot. I'll be at the 'Bukkake'





I don't believe you for a second, don't you fucking lie to us.

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#164847 - 05/07/06 12:12 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
matt norcal Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 06/25/04
Posts: 93
American Gokkun........
Im sure the turn out for this one will be alot better then any bukkake turn out, Ill be there.
The next lev starts here.

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#164848 - 05/07/06 04:56 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
KellyWellsRocks Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 35
Please tell me Kelly Wells will be one of the women involved. That'd make me travel to California. She's the greatest! Shit, I'd marry her even after 50+ guys came in her mouth. Please let her be one! It's my birthday around then and that'd just be a perfect birthday present...and a great memory! Love ya, Kelly!

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#164849 - 05/08/06 09:05 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se.

But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow?

I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed




The swallowing scenes will be shot on 5-31 and 6-7 and will be for American Gokkum.The frist two shoot dates will be for American Bukkake and will be non swallowing scenes.
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#164850 - 05/08/06 09:22 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Quote:

Jeff, I know you aren't able to predict the future per-se.

But, if someone was going to spend their entire savings account in order to be in LA on the aforementioned days. Which day would be most likely to yield a girl who will swallow?

I'm buying my airfare as soon as I decide which day will be most likely to result in my baby batter being consumed




The swallowing scenes will be shot on 5-31 and 6-7 and will be for American Gokkum.The frist two shoot dates will be for American Bukkake and will be non swallowing scenes.




This is awesome news!

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#164851 - 05/08/06 10:26 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Quote:

The swallowing scenes will be shot on 5-31 and 6-7 and will be for American Gokkum.The frist two shoot dates will be for American Bukkake and will be non swallowing scenes.




It really is a good time to be a fan of bukkake. I would totally be a bukkake boy but if my mom found out she would disown me. Like most black women of her age she is very cristian.

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#164852 - 05/08/06 02:30 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Cumwhipper Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 08/13/04
Posts: 153
Quote:

The swallowing scenes will be shot on 5-31 and 6-7 and will be for American Gokkum.The frist two shoot dates will be for American Bukkake and will be non swallowing scenes.


Jeff - As a fan of Japanese perversions, I feel compelled to ask that you get the spelling right - it's "Gokkun", not "gokkum".

Now on to the important stuff - Can you get Sasha Knox back for an orgy of cumswallowing in the American Gokkun series?!


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#164853 - 05/08/06 07:19 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I'd really like to see Gen in American Gokkun! I've always wanted to see her in a big swallowing movie...

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#164854 - 05/09/06 09:22 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Hey Gen,you want to do it?
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#164855 - 05/09/06 11:45 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Mike Meatmaster Offline
Pervert

Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
Maybe yall can get Jasmine Tame for one of the vids
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#164856 - 05/09/06 07:00 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Tempting, very tempting. Although, I doubt many would like to see this has been whore on the first edition of Gokkum. I don't wanna burden the money making factor of it all. Perhaps the next one. Yet, thank you

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#164857 - 05/09/06 09:28 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
jeff, since that's way below market-value for my genes in fluid form, am i allowed to bring either a cordless framing nailer or a hyena on set? should knox be there, max would seem like a good bet for a nobel in third-world-faggotry.
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#164858 - 05/09/06 09:46 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:


Yo, chicks of American Bukkake 1 thru 29, speak up...!!!!! Do you, when looking in the mirror everyday doing your makeup, or trying clothes on in the mall that you buy with the 900 bucks JM pays you for letting societal dregs jerk off on you.




Is that all an actress gets for letting half-a-hundred guys come on her? That's less than $20 per "strange guy" load!!

Granted it would've taken me 2 days of consulting to invoice that, and that many of girls likely would not likely gross $900 for 2 weeks of work if they had not entered the adult industry.

But, even so I myself would want MUCH MUCH more than $900 to have even 1 fugly, out-of-shape woman with too much body hair rubbing on me ... and I'm no male 'Flick Shagwell'.

And, Da Burglar ....

What makes you think that there aren't any guys who have already changed from "moist to dry" pet food to pay for porn site memberships, etc.?
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#164859 - 05/09/06 10:03 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
if i had scary dogs, i'd feed them gunpowder.

i wish i got to take home 100% of what i bill, but then again someone might take issue with my brain being full of hisexcellency posts for a few hundred an hour.
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#164860 - 05/09/06 10:16 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
I see problems down the road. A kid needs a college education. She has dna results. Lots of them. I'm making it my job to see that none match mine.

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#164861 - 05/09/06 11:50 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
funnel_guy Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 04/11/04
Posts: 35
Loc: TX
Thank you Jeff from the bottom of my heart. I'll save a huge load for some whore gullet.
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#164862 - 05/10/06 09:05 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
m02499 Offline
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Registered: 11/13/05
Posts: 11
Who are the whores that are lined up for the shoots?

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#164863 - 05/10/06 09:29 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

Tempting, very tempting. Although, I doubt many would like to see this has been whore on the first edition of Gokkum. I don't wanna burden the money making factor of it all. Perhaps the next one. Yet, thank you




I think this means Gen doesn't want to do the 31/05 but will do the 07/06 !

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#164864 - 05/10/06 09:35 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
I also nominate Ceara to be a bukkake girl! I believe she has all the necessary qualities and attributes to excel in this position

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#164865 - 05/10/06 09:50 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

I also nominate Ceara to be a bukkake girl! I believe she has all the necessary qualities and attributes to succeed in this position




You know what would be hott? Ceara doing a bukkake while Cassandra directs the action, holding (and stroking) her bunny like the Original James Bond Villain that begat the Austin Powers Dr Evil spoof. You know the Bald villain (why the fuck cant I think of his name!) who always carried around that white cat and stroked and petted it no matter what evil depraved acts he was doing. I would be watching Cassandra WATCHING ceara get bukkaked, more than actually watching CEara.


...What the fuck just came over me to post that??? I do hope Cassandra returns one day...SHE definitely was a loss felt throughout the entire board. IMHO, the greatest female NON-PORNPERFORMER poster in the board's history, slightly nudging Holly Randall....
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#164866 - 05/10/06 10:54 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
What makes you so sure Cassandra was/is a female? Or even a unique user? Just because Gagdaddy said it doesn't make it so.

I think it was Chickenmaster, and he just got tired of it after Longshot got banned. Like Martin Lawrence in Big Momma's House.

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#164867 - 05/10/06 05:46 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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What makes you so sure Cassandra was/is a female? Or even a unique user? Just because Gagdaddy said it doesn't make it so.



Cassandra's real. Too bad her stay here was brief. Oh well, shit happens.
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#164868 - 05/11/06 08:57 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Jeff Steward Offline
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What makes you so sure Cassandra was/is a female? Or even a unique user? Just because Gagdaddy said it doesn't make it so.






Sir,I say sir are you calling me a liar?As a southern gentleman im sure you understand that you have insulted me and I now demaned satisfaction. (removes glove and slaps you with it)
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#164869 - 05/11/06 12:39 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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What makes you so sure Cassandra was/is a female? Or even a unique user? Just because Gagdaddy said it doesn't make it so.






Sir,I say sir are you calling me a liar?As a southern gentleman im sure you understand that you have insulted me and I now demaned satisfaction. (removes glove and slaps you with it)




I thought you'd like the hypnokook reference. How about this, from a southern gentleman: "I make shit to your mathers pussy!"

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#164870 - 05/11/06 07:17 PM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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What makes you so sure Cassandra was/is a female? Or even a unique user? Just because Gagdaddy said it doesn't make it so.
Oh, she is real. I even drooled a bit on the poster Ashley was signing for some loser while ceara treid to avoid eye contact in the booth this January. (Am I a fanboy if I stalk a non-performer? If she agrees to chug loads for cash, does that make me a fanboy retro-actively?)
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#164871 - 05/12/06 08:47 AM Re: Guys,we need your cum.....
Jeff Steward Offline
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How about this, from a southern gentleman: "I make shit to your mathers pussy!"





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