He and Ronnie Wood were climbing trees after coconuts. I didn't see this coming at all.

Whatcha think James? Did the trees have ladders?

Keith Richards is a walking skeleton. I remember my high school music teacher showing our grade eleven class a "History of Rock N Roll" special featuring a prolonged scene with none other than Keith Richards. He sat and rambled many incoherent "snookers" and "you know whadda means" while holding a cigarette in one hand and a rum and coke in the other. Richards befuddled my fellow students. And the only thing I ever took away from that class was my teacher saying "that is your brain on methamphetamines and the booze..."

More than likely he was drinking his favorite, Rebel Yell

The anesthesiologist is going to earn his paycheck trying to avoid drug interactions.

people in music have no idea when to retire, unless someone dies they just keep going. and going. and going.

if you're music no longer has cultural relevance beyond "nostalgia" stop fucking touring.

yeah, there were coconuts at wakaya, i can't believe the resort i went for honeymoon is now cursed by keith richard falling out of a tree and hurting his brain. i love keith, i'm glad i missed him in that state by a month.