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#164795 - 05/03/06 01:12 AM the noble ratel. aka "honey badger"-for pariah
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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dear mr. pariah, i think involving a few dozen of these delightful beasts that are so ornery and vicious in a pornographic scene in say, the back of yukon xl or the like would take meatholes to a new level. you could fill the rear with some of the animal that will, on occasion, back down a single lioness or relatively juvenile leopard weighing what a small dog does, add bees, honey and male and female performers and hellfire sex would look like it was simply a french girl told to be mean.

they'd maul both performers and lap-up honey, for once the screams of adult talent would be genuine as these wonderfully-violent animals grabbed tits and testes and shook the life out of them.

it's ripe to cross-marketing to all sorts of "when animals attack" shows and even "nova", just have some national-geo guy voice it like a nature program.

you could have tt boy fight 20 of them in say, a standard exec. coach.

i strongly believe stupid humans behaving violently on a porn dvd still lacks the deep-rooted and vital interest in seeing humans fight suprise-attacks by the wild kingdom.


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#164796 - 05/03/06 02:23 AM Re: the noble ratel. aka "honey badger"-for pariah
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Registered: 01/26/06
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<---Chose the African Honey Badger for an Avatar. Saw a documentary where a Honey Badger got ahold of a lions testicles and wouldn't let go. I felt sorry for the lion, but thought the Honey Badger had juevos mucho grandes.
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#164797 - 05/03/06 09:08 AM Re: the noble ratel. aka "honey badger"-for pariah
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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Look. i--i--if we built this large wooden badger...

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#164798 - 05/03/06 09:45 AM Re: the noble ratel. aka "honey badger"-for pariah
JimJaded Offline
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Registered: 09/22/05
Posts: 932
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Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony! Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you! I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away....
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#164799 - 05/03/06 10:42 AM Re: the noble ratel. aka "honey badger"-for pariah
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Registered: 02/04/05
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You irreverent hi-jacking bastards will no doubt find yourselves repressed by the violence inherent in the system!

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#164800 - 05/03/06 01:02 PM Re: the noble ratel. aka "honey badger"-for pariah
Willie D Offline

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#164801 - 05/03/06 06:50 PM Re: the noble ratel. aka "honey badger"-for pariah
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
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If you want to see tt boy man up. Tie a hunk of meat around his neck and toss him in the back with a hungry ->

See if tt manages to keep his arms attached to the rest of his body. Your right james animals can really spice up some porn and thin out their numbers at the same time. I've seen one of these things drive off a wolf pack and bears, vicous as hell. Now if I can find a Komodo Dragon to film with Ryan Knox in the back of a compact size U-Haul....
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