Beverly Hills, CA – Residents of the Minneapolis/St. Paul area are in for a treat this week as the femme fatale of hardcore, porn star Gia Jordan, is on her way to the twin cities for a feature dancing engagement. The multiple AVN Award nominated adult film star, who has appeared in Blender and performed in over 100 movies, will be appearing at Dreamgirls in Minneapolis from May 3rd to 6th. That’s right, for the next four days and nights you’ll be able to meet and interact with Gia in ways you’ve only dreamt about! Well, at least in the ways permissible under the laws of the great state of Minnesota and city of Minneapolis, of course!

Gia will be available for Polaroids, autographs, and will have plenty of merchandise, including her hot XXX DVDs, on hand. Don’t miss your chance to meet Gia in person and see her perform live to musical selections from Social Distortion, Slipknot, Massive Attack, and more.

Lovers and haters of Gia Jordan fans should also visit GiaJordan.com today to learn more their favorite porn star!

Club Information:
Dreamgirls
12 N 5th Street
Minneapolis, MN 55403
(612) 339-2271

Appearance Schedule:
Wed. May 3rd through Fri May 5th: 1pm, 4pm, 1am
Sat May 6th: 10pm, midnight, 2am

Do porn stars ever come to Canada, primarily the Toronto area? If so, I would be all over it. Alas, I never hear of anything like this.

Maybe Prince will attend a show and discover you. Name Vagia produce your first album or something.

Good luck Gia. Have fun and take it easy on the boys in Minn.

Melbourne, AUS - Eddie Normous reads Gia Jordan's press release, feels hungry, goes off to make a sandwich.

Check the value of the Canadian Dollar.

$5 (that's US$5.00) says some guy named "Eric" asks you for an autograph. Another $5 says he's got more than four vowels in his last name.

Do you dance to the Bloodhound Gang's "A lap dance is so much better when the stripper is crying"?
Please come to Nebraska and dance at Shakers http://www.shakersneb.com/
I think they are due to have another feature, and you'd be great!

1 Canadian dollar = 0.904404 U.S. dollars

Not too shabby, thank you BUSH ADMINISTRATION!

Bootiful Gia, what did ya wear last night for your show? And which songs? Did you make the ugly men go crazy? I hope it went well!!

OMFG! Gia Jordan is USING a quote of mine in her sigline!

Wait a tic....who the hell is Mike Meatmaster and why are you crediting him with that?!?!?!?!

Now I'm just hurt. Gonna go find a puppy to kick.

PainfulAzzFuckin, sorry about that. I thought it was a Meatmaster quote instead of yours.

Guys, everything is going great here and I'll have pics up soon.

All is forgiven Gia....and as tribute, my gal and I tonight are gonna watch one of your DVD's and I'll plow her ass in rhthym to you getting your own reamin' onscreen. She's got a "girl crush" on you she says, whatever the fuck that nonsense means. Me, I just got a plain old hardon fer ya!

Damn, wish I could've made the drive up to MN to see you shake that thing. You going to be dancing anywhere else soon?

Damn - to see Gia stripping to Slipknot, it doesn't get much better than that.

Minneapolis, MN knows hospitality and had all the charm of a small city about to grow up. My L.A. mentality had to switch gears to a more laid back Midwestern lifestyle where lending a helping hand to your neighbor is more relevent than your road rage pulling into the valet at Fred Segal.



Downtown Minneapolis. This is how erect the ADT lurkers were during my show.




A guy walked up to me and asked, "Miss, have you ever tried hurling?" I told him, "Yes, but just starving myself is waaay better on the teeth!" He then explained that hurling was a game popular in Minnesota and had me try my hand at it.




Mall of America can get pretty gangsta up in this bizatch, especially at Tommy Bahama.



OMG! I love Legos! I was obsessed with Legos as a kid.


Stripper dressing rooms have lockers. As you can see, they are respected as highly as strippers.


Every club has a signature wall for features. I forgot to sign it because I got distracted by fans buying gia jordan dvds.


Gratuitous self-portrait right here, bitches.


This little gal gives the best lapdances.


So does this one. Notice the Monoxide Child painting in the background. If he came in, he'd still have to pay for dances.

Once again, great photos Gia. The good, bad and ugly.

Sláinte!

Gia Jordan workin' the hurley!

anyone want to throw some odds out on the % of the girls other than gia who've signed that wall who will end up on public-assistance in the next two decades?