This is why I have always adored Gen.

Whores are a dime a dozen, but truly pervy chicks like Gen are worth their weight in gold.

Considering how slight she is, I think Gen's worth twice her weight.

"chuck is such an opportunist, isn't he?. luv it. i'd love to hear his views on waterboarding considering he could be the biggest gag factor fan in the free world."

---LouCypher

jm should give him some kind of sponsorship deal.

I think blow ups of Gag Factor box covers on the side of his RV would blow his cover.

"Fucking Bang Bros. Download a 50 minute scene, and the broad isn't even naked until 35 minutes in. If I cared about a what a chick had to say, I'd probably be able to get one in real life and not be wacking it to your stupid video."-jerkules

"Movies"....teehee. Thanx for the memories, Greta Garbo.



-Barry, on the impending retirement of Jenna Haze

"How come JM does not makes any granny porn?"

--Alex Panzer (via the shoutbox)

thats gotta be a typo.^

via the shoutbox...

If I had been born w/o a conscience and 2 more inches of dick, I'd have been unstoppable - jerkules

Lou shout boxin:

LouCypher: this is the asshole of the internet fatty... there is no sunlight. just camera flashes.

"...it seems so long ago - I was gonna say it seems like yesterday, but it was..."

-Dusty Baker, Reds manager, after 19 innings last night

Fucking Reds ! Can't we get a little help ! Now the Braves gotta play them this weekend.

"All these ass wonders make me sick. It's just fat in the wrong place. Abort, neuter and dump."

---Pipe Dream

"
I'm a Jew. Holding on to Truth against the tyranny of a mislead majority is my birthright. So try, try again."
-Fatman

"Come on now, Tory and Meth is like Lennon/McCartney. Tory does it well. Can anobody imagine Tory in softer shoot? The Penthouse kind of romantic shit where she only moans soft? Fuck that. Tory is balls out fuck. She has the body, a great face, and can take whatever Meatholes ShortBus mopes dish out. She can kick all of those weak dicked assholes in a fight. Tory on Meth is Manny Pacquiao with the same footwork. She cleared everyone on that scene. Even whoever was shooting it was scared.

Meth is the best thing for American Porn. Just ask Brandon."-superloads

Tweaker chicks are fun as hell to screw as long as you got a bag of speed to feed them. The rest of the time you just want to punch them in the mouth and make them shut the fuck up.

"If you can't fuck with a condom, get another job."

---Marc Wallice (1959-2004)

"
As Harvey Milk said "Just come out" and so millions did. and last night at 9:30 Debi's teeth came out." -Mark J, on XPT's favourite Senior citizen...

"Few things in life are better than sucking a thick cock." - Panzer, 3 weeks ago

lmfao^

"Who gives a fuck?"

- superloads

Most of the silicone freak cadre of pws have their makeup gun set to "whore". Seeing them without the warpaint is adult version of findng out there's no Easter Bunny. -- Barry the Pirate (commenting on a picture of Phoenix Marie w/o makeup)

"Brandon doesn't care about raping women but rape his wallet and he suddenly grows an opinion."

---Fiend

<<via ShoutBox>>Brandon_Iron: I'm the GSP of XPT.

So you admit to dry humping guys for 25minutes to collect a paycheck. GSP hasn't had a good fight since he got the strap back from that little Long Island Dago.

I'll respond to this after I check to see who is still holding the belt.

Donkey gots you whipped, so I magin he gots da belt.

Your ebonics is terribizdizzle.

"I always figured the national flag of Panzerland would be a Heinz ketchup label."

---The Unknown Pervert

Vagina is the new golfcourse. It's where business gets done.

-- mark_j

that seems so ludicrously young for someone who has already retired from a career that knowingly involved urine.-Eddie Normous

Good one, I'll have to find this, missed it so far.

we're gonna need a bigger duck..

"Im not coming to help out the girls. None of them have any money and I really dont take blow jobs for legal services."

Michael Fattorosi about his clients.

What a pseudo-lawyer. "Vanessa Blue", one of the ugliest black chicks in porn ever won't pay anything if she's still getting dicked by the guy. Disgusting. Both of them.

I know I'm a couple of days late on this, but...

"This would make a great Hallmark card..."





---Cody

"Outcasts? A rancid elite? I feel like I need a skin peel after visiting this site. Yet, I return for my little fix."
-- Bluecipher

"and im also not responsible for danny gonzalez's death over that christmas break everybody knows who the guys are that slipped him ghb."

---Figgs

everybody except me that is.seeing as i didnt know anybody from penasquitos.like seriously why were those guys never arrested?

Steezo on Amy Fisher: "She'd be a hot fuck because she's fucking insane. That doesn't give her a leg up in the porn world though, because they're all fucking nuts."

ShoutBox:

AlexPanzer: I only like youthful feminine ladyboys

Shout Box

Jerkules: Best bet, tell them you paid a thousand for it because it needs a new tranny
Jerkules: oh, sorry if that hit too close to home

Directed to Alex Transzer

Some ADT loser

Charin:

"And I am uniquely and beautifully eccentric because I watch Gag Factors and masturbate instead of fucking fat girls."

Amen to that.

damn you beat me to it.

I'm with J in the same amen corner !

I almost made it my new signature.