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I have a brain tumor, I can die anytime now,





Smartt's knows he doessn't have a brain tumor. It's a lump from a group of Brazilian trannies beating him to death with bags of quarters to the tune of 'Girl from Ipanemea.'
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K