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#164421 - 05/01/06 11:42 AM The Official Smartt Hate Thread
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Ok this is where the Smartt hate should now be placed, please don't start any new Smartt threads. Tony _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#164422 - 05/01/06 12:56 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Bad_Bad Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 624	I have a slight dislike of Smartt, he spells smart with two tee's and I am almost every so slightly annoyed by that. Thank you, thank you very much. _________________________ The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness. Killer Rabbit
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#164423 - 05/01/06 03:01 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	for posterity Attachments 157018-Viewing forum- The Monkey Cage1146447914125.png (14 downloads) _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164424 - 05/01/06 03:13 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Ahhh, thank you, that's what I was looking for. Gonna miss that guy.
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#164425 - 05/01/06 03:21 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	wait, is have2cit banned? he can't accept private messages and his location reads "bannedville, usa" and his sig is "banned for telling the truth". _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164426 - 05/01/06 04:00 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	Interesting that he scripted a "Fuck Cindi Loftus" and "Fuck Gram Ponante" thread...but not one for me? [sniff, sniff] I recall the rush I got pushing the big red button on that raygold rapist over the "Shaned Diesel has AIDS" thread. Instant wood. Not just a "Modest XPT chubby," but a "Yes, I can do Sierra Sinn's next bukkake all by myself" wood. It's just wasn't the same pushing the button on applesaucer or Ryan Knox
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#164427 - 05/01/06 04:07 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Bad_Bad Bukkake Boy Registered: 01/26/06 Posts: 624	I guess I have to really have a hate for Smartt because of a lack of a "Fuck Bad_Bad" thread. No Recognition, No Respect, no credit. I knew if I looked hard enough I'd find a reason to hate Smartt, I just needed to pace myself. Soon I can move onto detest and then loathe! _________________________ The only thing I have to look forward to is a terminal illness. Killer Rabbit
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#164428 - 05/01/06 05:12 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
3SB Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/01/05 Posts: 278 Loc: Indiana	James, I love you so hard for taking a screenshot. HA!
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#164429 - 05/01/06 07:16 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Good ridance to that third world mutant. Smartt, I know your reading this. Cut your throat and die slowly. You earned it. _________________________
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#164430 - 05/01/06 07:40 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Hopefully my images guarantee me a "Fuck Phlog" thread during the next meltdown. If it works, I'll tell you Willie and Big_Bad.
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#164431 - 05/01/06 09:31 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Bishop Registered Sex Offender Registered: 12/13/03 Posts: 2376 Loc: Rockin' the Z5U	I must say I'm disappointed with you smartie.I would have thought that you would have had the presence and sly cunning to go out like a mighty warrior,in a blaze of glory.Surely you knew what would come of this,so why not seize the moment,muster ALL of your pure homosexual rage,and then EXPLODE!!!! into the heavens and rain down death upon us all(much the way you explode into a young boys' anus raining death down to them individually)I would have figured you to rage through xxxpt and take as many of us out with you as possible.But instead of stomping around billowing flames like Godzilla you go out like a gecko with a non-adjustable Bic...This is a penis-size thing with you isn't it? If they can piece together trannies down there surely there must be some dangerous and cheap penis enlargement proceedure available.Just send me the bill(make sure I can write it off)so you can start living up to your own expectations.Maybe even get some pussy.It's soooo centering. could turn your life around... Would miss you but we both know thats not possible,toodles _________________________ "I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo
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#164432 - 05/01/06 10:34 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
BIFF™ Sex Slave Trader Registered: 11/14/04 Posts: 1460 Loc: Down there	When I originally signed up here, it was as SmarttSux. I still have to log in with that. So in honor of the pedo that likes tits on guys, you sucked before XPT was born and you will continue to suck till you off yourself. Please consider this: Attachments 157115-suicide.gif (6 downloads) _________________________ I like me some Gia'd Jerkins.
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#164433 - 05/01/06 10:45 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Phlogiston Human Garbage Registered: 09/13/05 Posts: 1594 Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.	Quote: wait, is have2cit banned? he can't accept private messages and his location reads "bannedville, usa" and his sig is "banned for telling the truth". Good question! I like Have2cit and was looking forward to his touchdown dance for having driven Smartt to forum suicide.
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#164434 - 05/01/06 10:52 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	*Ahem*this is my opinion only, 'cause I'm not the one who tagged him. h2c got sidelined for a day (he's back now) just until the dust settled. Don't ever forget that smartt's shit-spamming, like it or not, forced the board down for 15 minutes. I thank Cassandra (initially), h2c and james for bringing smartt to the mother of all meltdowns, but more fuel on smartt's AIDS-infested internet suicide would only have made things worse. IMHO.
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#164435 - 05/01/06 11:51 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Paul Reubens Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 12/11/05 Posts: 237 Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...	This guy went out like a bitch. Or like a tranny. I'm particularly offended by his "FUCK DONKEY PUNCH" post. What a faggot.
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#164436 - 05/02/06 09:34 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	This thread would make monkey prowd. smatt having a meltdown---> <---smelly monkey (lean back) _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#164437 - 05/04/06 01:32 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I want have2cit back in here. In all fairness, when I banned Smartt and Second Smartt, it was have2cit who originally pm'd me to look at Smartt's spam binge in the Cage. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#164438 - 05/04/06 02:17 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Smartt is now making his home on Snowman's Raincoat Reviews forum. Let me be the first to offer my condolences to Snowman, who seems like a thoroughly OK chap (from my dealings with him) and certainly not deserving of Smartt. Of course, being banned from XPT hasn't upset Smartt in the least...he's only started up a handful of threads about it, including this one, asking for 'special' reviews of JM Productions DVDs. http://www.raincoatreviews.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3195 Credit where credit is due though...is it just me, or was Smartt pushing the Junior King forged AIM test story before AIM, AVN, Luke Ford, Gene Ross et al woke up to it? It speaks volumes when a third world trannyfucker knows the score before the industry's big guns do....
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#164439 - 05/04/06 02:37 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Smartt's also been on Extreme Alex's forum the past few weeks. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#164440 - 05/04/06 04:51 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Smartt is now making his home on Snowman's Raincoat Reviews forum. Let me be the first to offer my condolences to Snowman, who seems like a thoroughly OK chap (from my dealings with him) and certainly not deserving of Smartt. Of course, being banned from XPT hasn't upset Smartt in the least...he's only started up a handful of threads about it, including this one, asking for 'special' reviews of JM Productions DVDs. http://www.raincoatreviews.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3195 Its funny how that idiot has so much hate. He got banned last week, yet he was ploting to discredit JM Productions and myself for weeks. What a fucking loser. Bring it bitch, I aint got nothing to hide you vindictive third world mutant. Attachments 157434-xxxpt.JPG (1 downloads) _________________________
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#164441 - 05/04/06 08:16 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Smartt should just kill himself and be done with it. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#164442 - 05/04/06 08:53 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
TonyMalice Registered Sex Offender Registered: 03/12/03 Posts: 2458 Loc: I'm the fucker behind the curt...	Quote: want have2cit back in here. In all fairness, when I banned Smartt and Second Smartt, it was have2cit who originally pm'd me to look at Smartt's spam binge in the Cage. I unbanned Have2cit the next morning and sent him an e-mail (cuz his PMs are turned off), but I haven't heard from him. _________________________ Now you can masturbate to Chatsworth Pictures on demand! http://www.jerkoffzone.com/divx/chatsworth/
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#164443 - 05/04/06 02:44 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	I don't have much hatred for anyone even smartt, I try to be civil but he did go to my site and make some JM bashings and threats, the usual after he stopped at Extreme Alex. He's making his rounds. I deleted what I thought was not necessary, might have missed some. But I'm sure he'll be making his rounds on other forums. It's sad that people can be driven like this, oh well. Ignoring stupidity is the best solution to anything in relation to this industry.
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#164444 - 05/04/06 07:13 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
c62 Human Garbage Registered: 07/05/04 Posts: 1545 Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...	Quote: http://www.raincoatreviews.com/forums/showthread.php?t=3195 This thread is awesome, I'm wondering if I should register over there and stir the pot. Some of the little nuggets of gold: Quote: XXXPT is a stupid forum and IÂ´ll do anything I want to bash the shit out of it. Fuck the credibility of my site, it never had that many hits to begin with. Now itÂ´s all out WAR. and then he went to the Padova card... Quote: I have a brain tumor, I can die anytime now, _________________________ If cum was concrete, Quasarman would have a four lane freeway going down his throat. - pariah
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#164445 - 05/04/06 07:17 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Quote: ] and then he went to the Padova card... Quote: I have a brain tumor, I can die anytime now, It's contagious didn't you know!!!
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#164446 - 05/04/06 07:36 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: I have a brain tumor, I can die anytime now, Smartt's knows he doessn't have a brain tumor. It's a lump from a group of Brazilian trannies beating him to death with bags of quarters to the tune of 'Girl from Ipanemea.' _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#164447 - 05/04/06 07:45 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Quote: I'm wondering if I should register over there and stir the pot. I was thinking the same thing. Try to get his "meltdown" to continue as long as possible. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#164448 - 05/04/06 07:57 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	I love Segio's hole in logic--it's wider than Belladonna's crapchute: 1. I want people to write in and trash JM videos. 2. My site doesn't get any traffic. Prediction: child mortality rates skyrocket in Sao Paulo in the next 4 months.
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#164449 - 05/04/06 08:20 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	the people at the forums smartt's migrated to have no idea what they're in for. I took the liberty of telling them _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164450 - 05/05/06 02:13 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: the people at the forums smartt's migrated to have no idea what they're in for. I took the liberty of telling them You left out Smartt's pages and pages of odes to trannies. I hope the other boards have a strong stomach when he tries to revive his Brazilian Fuckable Gals pics. Let the jack fuck wish aids on me. I laughed my ass off when I hit the ban trigger. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#164451 - 05/05/06 07:19 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9184	It would probably be bad netiquette to post his e-mail address, real name, home address, phone number, and a list of all the places he's posted/been banned from, wouldn't it? Edited by Willie D (05/05/06 08:38 AM)
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#164452 - 05/05/06 08:28 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: It would probably be bad netiquette to post his e-mail address, real name, home address, phone number, and a list of all the places he's posted/ben banned from, wouldn't it? Not in my world. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#164453 - 05/10/06 03:08 AM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i'm working on no sleep, i'm miserable-then i think of smartt. bloated. volleyball for a stomach akin to the distended belly of a sudanese man. late stages of aids. google says he's already been banned from multiple horror movie forums. he's on his last legs, no friends, no grasp of reality, small penis, lives amongst savages. banned. god, it's great to have a smartt-free forum. he was one creepy, diseased loner. _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164454 - 05/10/06 07:33 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
GARFIELD Gay For Pay Registered: 07/23/04 Posts: 931 Loc: United States	If this is the "OFFICIAL" Smartt hate thread whatever happened to the 1st 50...? _________________________ PORN.....I love this stuff
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#164455 - 03/05/07 02:23 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	good times Edited by jamesn (03/05/07 02:24 PM) _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#164456 - 03/05/07 02:53 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	With smartt there was soooo much to hate. Where are all the quality douche bags we used to get?
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#164457 - 03/05/07 03:44 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	I think Jamesn is beginning to miss Ghostshitter. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#164458 - 03/05/07 03:46 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Just what is this world coming to when have2cit has run out of victims to spew venom upon?? _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#164459 - 03/05/07 03:48 PM Re: The Official Smartt Hate Thread
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Quote: Where are all the quality douche bags we used to get? I think the key word here is 'quality'. We've got plenty of regular douche bags, but they present no challenge to H2C. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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